@dianini-panini.bsky.social
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Happy Mothers day 🧡❤️🩷🌟
May 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy Mothers day 🧡❤️🩷🌟
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I want my daughters to be kind,
but I also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
but I also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I want my daughters to be kind,
but I also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
but I also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
I'm having the most amazing upper body workout session I've had in *months*, beating PRs and hitting reps I've never hit before. Except fucking Bench press 🙄 Somehow I couldn't even reach last week's reps. Wtf
April 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm having the most amazing upper body workout session I've had in *months*, beating PRs and hitting reps I've never hit before. Except fucking Bench press 🙄 Somehow I couldn't even reach last week's reps. Wtf
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if you're shorter than me it means you belong on a leash, kneeling in front of me
April 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
if you're shorter than me it means you belong on a leash, kneeling in front of me
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me pretty much every day
April 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
me pretty much every day
Being built like this as a bottom leaning switch is fucking wild lol
April 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Being built like this as a bottom leaning switch is fucking wild lol
I have unlocked levels of dykery heretofore untold: I have a crush on a boy
April 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have unlocked levels of dykery heretofore untold: I have a crush on a boy
I only date color-blind men so that they can't see the red flags 🚩🚩🚩
April 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I only date color-blind men so that they can't see the red flags 🚩🚩🚩
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I was on a date. And I put my hand on my gfs thigh and it was alarmingly hot and she looks me dead in the eye and said she has a nuclear pussy. And i was told if my hands ever get cold "i know where to put em"... then I get this notification
April 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I was on a date. And I put my hand on my gfs thigh and it was alarmingly hot and she looks me dead in the eye and said she has a nuclear pussy. And i was told if my hands ever get cold "i know where to put em"... then I get this notification
Having non-lesbian friends has its funny moments
Me: I need to get strapped.
Them: What do you need a gun for?
Me: What?
Them: What?
Me: I need to get strapped.
Them: What do you need a gun for?
Me: What?
Them: What?
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Having non-lesbian friends has its funny moments
Me: I need to get strapped.
Them: What do you need a gun for?
Me: What?
Them: What?
Me: I need to get strapped.
Them: What do you need a gun for?
Me: What?
Them: What?
Being a passenger princess in your own car is next level bottom 🥺🔥
February 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Being a passenger princess in your own car is next level bottom 🥺🔥
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>decide to run a panel at a local Anime con about how to fry rice
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
>decide to run a panel at a local Anime con about how to fry rice
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
>decide to do this in Sanji Onepiece cosplay
>ie I'll want to make a few sexual jokes
>ie the panel needs to be 18+
>ffw to con:
>100+ PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY THE FUCK A PANEL CALLED "HOW TO FRY RICE" IS 18+
I'm never hooking up with a girl from Michigan again. That Chicago-style deep dish 🐈 has the cheese UNDER the sauce
#Michigan #Chicago #deepdish #Pizza #neveragain
#Michigan #Chicago #deepdish #Pizza #neveragain
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'm never hooking up with a girl from Michigan again. That Chicago-style deep dish 🐈 has the cheese UNDER the sauce
#Michigan #Chicago #deepdish #Pizza #neveragain
#Michigan #Chicago #deepdish #Pizza #neveragain
February 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My bottom surgery is 4 weeks away, which means my nudes are officially limited edition! Pre-order or get the original package now before time runs out! 📦 (This is 90% joke lol)
#limitededition #nudes #preorder #transwoman
#limitededition #nudes #preorder #transwoman
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My bottom surgery is 4 weeks away, which means my nudes are officially limited edition! Pre-order or get the original package now before time runs out! 📦 (This is 90% joke lol)
#limitededition #nudes #preorder #transwoman
#limitededition #nudes #preorder #transwoman
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
4 weeks til bottom surgery!
February 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
4 weeks til bottom surgery!
Nothing is warmer than the bed I share with the woman I love 💕
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Nothing is warmer than the bed I share with the woman I love 💕
I love loudly talking with my coworkers about the most insanely inappropriate things 🌶
February 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I love loudly talking with my coworkers about the most insanely inappropriate things 🌶