Diamondplate Dave
@diamondplatedave.bsky.social
Geek, sniggler, JOAT, based in Upstate NY.
He, him.
He, him.
From the CDC website:There is no reason to believe that leeches on the cervix are not the best treatment for Black Bile, Ill Humours, Hysteria and other Disorders of the Womb, and preventing impregnation by Incubi and other Evil Spirits. Physicians should exercise care to avoid the Vagina Dentata.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
From the CDC website:There is no reason to believe that leeches on the cervix are not the best treatment for Black Bile, Ill Humours, Hysteria and other Disorders of the Womb, and preventing impregnation by Incubi and other Evil Spirits. Physicians should exercise care to avoid the Vagina Dentata.
I just cancelled all my Amazon Subscribe and Save subscriptions. I'm going to cancel their emails on the 24th or 25th. I'm boycotting Black Friday through Christmas.
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I just cancelled all my Amazon Subscribe and Save subscriptions. I'm going to cancel their emails on the 24th or 25th. I'm boycotting Black Friday through Christmas.
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
Krampus is coming for Bezos!
"the modern Prometheus..."
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"the modern Prometheus..."
A Halligan tool used to be something you found on a firetruck, not in the DoJ.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A Halligan tool used to be something you found on a firetruck, not in the DoJ.
"Captain Bone Spurs, meet Prince Bone Saw. Prince Bone Saw, meet Captain Bone Spurs."
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Captain Bone Spurs, meet Prince Bone Saw. Prince Bone Saw, meet Captain Bone Spurs."
I watched Biden at the debates. I guess I'm the only one who thought he did OK? He discussed several countries and seemed to have understanding of what was going on with them and the US. He said the wrong name once, but he obviously knew who he was talking about. Trump is clearly addled.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I watched Biden at the debates. I guess I'm the only one who thought he did OK? He discussed several countries and seemed to have understanding of what was going on with them and the US. He said the wrong name once, but he obviously knew who he was talking about. Trump is clearly addled.
"No! It's horrible! I can't watch this Taco Bell Crunch Wrap move through my system!"
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"No! It's horrible! I can't watch this Taco Bell Crunch Wrap move through my system!"
"Big Pharma claims disease is caused by beings so small we can't see them. I believe disease is caused by demons and evil spirits that humans cannot discern. There's no difference!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Big Pharma claims disease is caused by beings so small we can't see them. I believe disease is caused by demons and evil spirits that humans cannot discern. There's no difference!"
There's a lot of research and study already done on Climate Change, and the Trump Abomination is ignoring that. Oh, and the vaccine studies...the autism studies....they only seem to believe studies that agree with their viewpoint. Perhaps they should just use a Ouija board?
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There's a lot of research and study already done on Climate Change, and the Trump Abomination is ignoring that. Oh, and the vaccine studies...the autism studies....they only seem to believe studies that agree with their viewpoint. Perhaps they should just use a Ouija board?
The bacon I buy is 12% more yesterday than it was a month ago. A jar of mayonnaise is $9, and a 12" pumpkin pie is $12.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The bacon I buy is 12% more yesterday than it was a month ago. A jar of mayonnaise is $9, and a 12" pumpkin pie is $12.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
That's via DaveDash- me, running into the store.
We've all seen that old painting of the Russian family in the sleigh, tossing a baby to the wolves.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We've all seen that old painting of the Russian family in the sleigh, tossing a baby to the wolves.
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Grow a spine, all of you!
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Grow a spine, all of you!
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Boo! For Shame, all of you!
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I just watched Trump saying Democrats are keeping the government shut down to give prisoners and illegals money. The Republicans are just going to lie about what they voted against, if there even is a vote. Boo! For Shame, all of you!
What are they trying to hide? Hmmmmm.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What are they trying to hide? Hmmmmm.
Who is running Trump? Why, Lord Vader is standing right behind him.
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Who is running Trump? Why, Lord Vader is standing right behind him.
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
"I find your lack of continence....disgusting."
"Salami again, M**********r! I dare you! I double-dog dare you!"
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Salami again, M**********r! I dare you! I double-dog dare you!"
As an American, I don't believe anything that comes out of this regime. The White House press conferences, government websites read like banana-republic propaganda. Most mainstream media is compromised. The only reason I believe that boats are being destroyed is the foreign govs. are protesting.
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As an American, I don't believe anything that comes out of this regime. The White House press conferences, government websites read like banana-republic propaganda. Most mainstream media is compromised. The only reason I believe that boats are being destroyed is the foreign govs. are protesting.
Odd how things seemed to be OK from 2021 to early 2025, when a Democrat was actually in the White House.
Now the Republicans have the White House, the House, and the Senate, and suddenly things are going to hell? What changed, and why to "Radical Loony Leftist Democrats" need to fix it?
Now the Republicans have the White House, the House, and the Senate, and suddenly things are going to hell? What changed, and why to "Radical Loony Leftist Democrats" need to fix it?
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Odd how things seemed to be OK from 2021 to early 2025, when a Democrat was actually in the White House.
Now the Republicans have the White House, the House, and the Senate, and suddenly things are going to hell? What changed, and why to "Radical Loony Leftist Democrats" need to fix it?
Now the Republicans have the White House, the House, and the Senate, and suddenly things are going to hell? What changed, and why to "Radical Loony Leftist Democrats" need to fix it?
I may be poor, but I don't write "$4200 dollars". I'm going to take a wild-ass guess and state that Clay Higgins hasn't set food in a supermarket in a very, very long time.
"Groceries...it's an old-fasioned word..."
"Groceries...it's an old-fasioned word..."
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I may be poor, but I don't write "$4200 dollars". I'm going to take a wild-ass guess and state that Clay Higgins hasn't set food in a supermarket in a very, very long time.
"Groceries...it's an old-fasioned word..."
"Groceries...it's an old-fasioned word..."
I don't get SNAP or any assistance. My grocery bill used to be about $300/ month. It went up to around $400/month after the pandemic. I just went over my expenditures for the past 18 months, and it works out to about $600/month. If I had to live on $80 a week for groceries, I'd be at food pantries
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I don't get SNAP or any assistance. My grocery bill used to be about $300/ month. It went up to around $400/month after the pandemic. I just went over my expenditures for the past 18 months, and it works out to about $600/month. If I had to live on $80 a week for groceries, I'd be at food pantries
I'm one person. I buy mostly unprepared vegetables, staples, and cheaper/marked down cuts of meat. I cut every corner possible, avoid any food waste, and stock up on canned/frozen stuff on sale. I go to different markets to get the best prices on items. My one luxury is diet soda.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm one person. I buy mostly unprepared vegetables, staples, and cheaper/marked down cuts of meat. I cut every corner possible, avoid any food waste, and stock up on canned/frozen stuff on sale. I go to different markets to get the best prices on items. My one luxury is diet soda.
Remember when Jesus told the multitudes, "get off your fat, ghetto asses and get a job", while he and the Pharisees gorged on loaves and fishes in the Golden Ballroom?
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember when Jesus told the multitudes, "get off your fat, ghetto asses and get a job", while he and the Pharisees gorged on loaves and fishes in the Golden Ballroom?
I'd love for it to be real and for every SNAP recipient to get this "love letter from the GOP" along with the notice their SNAP benefits were cut ("by the Democrats") on Nov. 1st.
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'd love for it to be real and for every SNAP recipient to get this "love letter from the GOP" along with the notice their SNAP benefits were cut ("by the Democrats") on Nov. 1st.
Can anybody confirm that this tweet is real? This guy is nasty, but I don't have a formerly twitter account and I can't find it on there or in the news.
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Can anybody confirm that this tweet is real? This guy is nasty, but I don't have a formerly twitter account and I can't find it on there or in the news.
Trump is releasing the X Files, to distract from the Epstein Files.
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump is releasing the X Files, to distract from the Epstein Files.