Timo Ehns
@diamondamien.bsky.social
By the grace of God, a Christian and husband.
Manchester United and Saracens fan.
Manchester United and Saracens fan.
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Timo Ehns
@diamondamien.bsky.social
· Jun 20
My therapist told me that I have been living in the past.
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
In baseball playoff action, my Yokohama DeNA BayStars face the Hanshin Tigers in the final of the Central League Climax Series. The Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks play the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters in the Pacific League Climax Series. The winners advance to the 2025 Japan Series.
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In baseball playoff action, my Yokohama DeNA BayStars face the Hanshin Tigers in the final of the Central League Climax Series. The Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks play the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters in the Pacific League Climax Series. The winners advance to the 2025 Japan Series.
Beatnik 1: How much wood could Chuck Woode the woodchuck chuck if Chuck Woode the woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Beatnik 1: How much wood could Chuck Woode the woodchuck chuck if Chuck Woode the woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
"Not one conspiracy theory we've seen in the last five years that's incited the body of Christ to humble themselves and cry out to the Lord on His threshing floor... that single observation should be enough to perceive where the "theories" are coming from." - credit to @xrucianis.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Not one conspiracy theory we've seen in the last five years that's incited the body of Christ to humble themselves and cry out to the Lord on His threshing floor... that single observation should be enough to perceive where the "theories" are coming from." - credit to @xrucianis.bsky.social
It seems Der Amerikanisch Reichsführer thinks Minority Leader Schumer should go to hell.
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
August 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It seems Der Amerikanisch Reichsführer thinks Minority Leader Schumer should go to hell.
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
My therapist told me that I have been living in the past.
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
June 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My therapist told me that I have been living in the past.
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
Sharing this mostly for myself but maybe someone else can benefit too...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
10 Sins Jesus Condemns Most Harshly in Scripture - Bible Study
10 Sins Jesus Condemns Most Harshly in Scripture,Cortney Whiting - Study from the Bible and be encouraged to grow your faith!
www.crosswalk.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sharing this mostly for myself but maybe someone else can benefit too...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
Friend on Facebook posted: People, quit sharing these fake stories about Oprah, Taylor Swift, Whoopie, and others leaving the country. These are satire pages, usually based in foreign countries, and they are designed to make us conservatives look stupid.
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Friend on Facebook posted: People, quit sharing these fake stories about Oprah, Taylor Swift, Whoopie, and others leaving the country. These are satire pages, usually based in foreign countries, and they are designed to make us conservatives look stupid.
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
A friend on the Book of Face posted a meme with Lord Trump and the caption, "I'm back. Did you miss me?"
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A friend on the Book of Face posted a meme with Lord Trump and the caption, "I'm back. Did you miss me?"
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
A friend on the Book of Face commented they were "Really worried about what will happen with Ukraine once Captain Chaos takes office."
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
January 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A friend on the Book of Face commented they were "Really worried about what will happen with Ukraine once Captain Chaos takes office."
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
January 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Funeral:
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
December 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Funeral:
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
A Happy Festivus to you and yours! May your feats of strength be great, your dinner be sumptuous, and your grievances be few!
#Festivus2024
#Festivus2024
a group of people are standing in a room and one of them is saying happy festivus !
ALT: a group of people are standing in a room and one of them is saying happy festivus !
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December 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
A Happy Festivus to you and yours! May your feats of strength be great, your dinner be sumptuous, and your grievances be few!
#Festivus2024
#Festivus2024
When the best thing you and your wife have to at eight on an idle mid-December Saturday morning in New England is to sit in your Suburban on a pump at the gas station and scratch ten-dollar scratch tickets a hundred dollars at a time, you SERIOUSLY need to reevaluate some of your life choices...
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
When the best thing you and your wife have to at eight on an idle mid-December Saturday morning in New England is to sit in your Suburban on a pump at the gas station and scratch ten-dollar scratch tickets a hundred dollars at a time, you SERIOUSLY need to reevaluate some of your life choices...
Happy 131st and 109th birthdays respectively to one of Hollywood's best Golden Age gangsters and to the Chairman of the Board.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Happy 131st and 109th birthdays respectively to one of Hollywood's best Golden Age gangsters and to the Chairman of the Board.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
British Isles leaders roundup
N. Ireland: Linfield 2:1 Portadown
Wales: Penybont: Next match 3.12.24 vs Haverfordwest
Scotland: Celtic 5:0 Ross County
England: Liverpool: Next match: 1.12 vs Man City
N. Ireland: Linfield 2:1 Portadown
Wales: Penybont: Next match 3.12.24 vs Haverfordwest
Scotland: Celtic 5:0 Ross County
England: Liverpool: Next match: 1.12 vs Man City
November 30, 2024 at 10:13 PM
British Isles leaders roundup
N. Ireland: Linfield 2:1 Portadown
Wales: Penybont: Next match 3.12.24 vs Haverfordwest
Scotland: Celtic 5:0 Ross County
England: Liverpool: Next match: 1.12 vs Man City
N. Ireland: Linfield 2:1 Portadown
Wales: Penybont: Next match 3.12.24 vs Haverfordwest
Scotland: Celtic 5:0 Ross County
England: Liverpool: Next match: 1.12 vs Man City
Something tells me City's recent bumble of form - 5 successive losses, leaving them 8 back of Liverpool ahead of Sunday's trip to Anfield for their match with Merseyside Red, and a 3:0 half-time lead Feyenoord turned into a 3:3 draw in this week's UCL action - is merely the precipice of much worse.
November 28, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Something tells me City's recent bumble of form - 5 successive losses, leaving them 8 back of Liverpool ahead of Sunday's trip to Anfield for their match with Merseyside Red, and a 3:0 half-time lead Feyenoord turned into a 3:3 draw in this week's UCL action - is merely the precipice of much worse.
I can see the photographer's point. This is what we, on a human level, can comprehend about what it will be like for those of us in Christ when we take our first steps past the gates of Eternity. When that day comes, the reality will be more magnificent on an infinite order of magnitude.
November 28, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I can see the photographer's point. This is what we, on a human level, can comprehend about what it will be like for those of us in Christ when we take our first steps past the gates of Eternity. When that day comes, the reality will be more magnificent on an infinite order of magnitude.
Football today:
David de Gea, GK, Fiorentina: Stellar in 3:0 win at Como
Scott McTominay, M, Napoli: Starting at home vs AS Roma
Manchester United at Ipswich Town later.
Off to a good start!
David de Gea, GK, Fiorentina: Stellar in 3:0 win at Como
Scott McTominay, M, Napoli: Starting at home vs AS Roma
Manchester United at Ipswich Town later.
Off to a good start!
November 24, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Football today:
David de Gea, GK, Fiorentina: Stellar in 3:0 win at Como
Scott McTominay, M, Napoli: Starting at home vs AS Roma
Manchester United at Ipswich Town later.
Off to a good start!
David de Gea, GK, Fiorentina: Stellar in 3:0 win at Como
Scott McTominay, M, Napoli: Starting at home vs AS Roma
Manchester United at Ipswich Town later.
Off to a good start!
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
11 September 1976:
All the angels: *Rejoice at my birth*
Samael (to God): Glory to You, O Lord, for the work which You have wrought in the birth of another child upon the earth!
God (to Samael): Meh... had to do something. Couldn't waste the leftovers...
All the angels: *Rejoice at my birth*
Samael (to God): Glory to You, O Lord, for the work which You have wrought in the birth of another child upon the earth!
God (to Samael): Meh... had to do something. Couldn't waste the leftovers...
November 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
11 September 1976:
All the angels: *Rejoice at my birth*
Samael (to God): Glory to You, O Lord, for the work which You have wrought in the birth of another child upon the earth!
God (to Samael): Meh... had to do something. Couldn't waste the leftovers...
All the angels: *Rejoice at my birth*
Samael (to God): Glory to You, O Lord, for the work which You have wrought in the birth of another child upon the earth!
God (to Samael): Meh... had to do something. Couldn't waste the leftovers...