At the risk of seeming a bit “gay hockey show” myself (who cares), I must say that referring to a person as “my boy/girlfriend” might very well be the Fountain of Youth.

I’m happy for you and I’m so serious.

I‘m dating myself here, but maybe we meet in the middle and say “Frasier”?

Sorry, I’m a Midwesterner, born and bred.

“HEATED GAY” is what we call “Will and Grace”.

I don’t have access to many streaming services, so when people rave about “the gay hockey show in Canada” I can only assume they mean Shoresy.

In any event, I hope you’re enjoying Shoresy and its subtext as much as I am!

Well, I’m sure your headgoblins must be appreciative of how well you’re looking after them.

I’m also sure that I’m now going to hear it from MY headgoblins about how all I can do for them is shove them into D&D campaigns (after all they’ve done for me, etc).

It’s fine.

I’M FINE.

I need to know more about your hat, please.

That hat looks like it Has Stories.

No, I read the whole thing.

Sometimes it’s nice to follow a thread of thought just for the experience of seeing where it goes—what a luxury!

What a wonderful piece.

Thank you.

This woman has run a school for Children Who Have The Gift for longer than is considered proper.

Every few years, she must use her unique version of The Gift to cause those who would use her students for worldly gain to revere St Gertrude of Nevilles.

Cling clang. Swoosh swok.

(Grace Jones looks amazing)

Grunt. Ha!

<bad people die.>

(Her cheekbones)

Yelling.

Nyaah! Hruff. Drugh!

(She’s so strong!)

Groan! Shing!

(The lighting.)

<Men groaning—wizards chanting.>

Etc etc Grace Jones is the best.

No duh.

There is no way to make Grace Jones look bad, and I appreciate that there is an entire fantasy action film dedicated to this fact.

Great job, Western Culture!