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"L'Enfer c'est les autres."
"find joy in the little things that make the horror of existence bearable"
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"I can't hear it now"
#arcane #arcanes2spoilers
November 11, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Here’s a starter pack of dad jokers. If you want to be included, reply with a dad joke and I’ll add my favourite ten. I’ll kick things off with the best dad joke I’ve ever come up with (so all downhill from here)…

Why should a flat battery in a car be called a flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Here’s a starter pack of dad jokers. If you want to be included, reply with a dad joke and I’ll add my favourite ten. I’ll kick things off with the best dad joke I’ve ever come up with (so all downhill from here)…

Why should a flat battery in a car be called a flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere
December 4, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Jesus with breasts and a dress?
No, this is Saint Wilgefortis in the museum of Graz in Austria.
She was a Christian teenager who's hand in marriage had been promised to a Muslim king.
She was not keen, to put it mildly, so she started praying, asking God to help out.
December 3, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Bonjour le ciel bleu!
a fluffy cat with the words bonjour t'as bien dormi on it
ALT: a fluffy cat with the words bonjour t'as bien dormi on it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM