Scott Malkinson
@diabeticscott.bsky.social
My name is Scott Malkinson, and I have diabetes.
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Name: Scott Malkinson
Age: 10
Sexuality: Straight
Girlfriend: Sophie Gray (my boo ❤️)
Best friends: Butters Stotch, Andy Hensley, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Herbert Pocket
Enemy: Eric Cartman
Hobbies/interests: Hanging out with my girlfriend and my friends, watching TV
Age: 10
Sexuality: Straight
Girlfriend: Sophie Gray (my boo ❤️)
Best friends: Butters Stotch, Andy Hensley, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Herbert Pocket
Enemy: Eric Cartman
Hobbies/interests: Hanging out with my girlfriend and my friends, watching TV
We’re sorry, Red.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We’re sorry, Red.
Don’t you think you’ve tortured Butters enough? Leave him alone, for Christ’s sake!
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don’t you think you’ve tortured Butters enough? Leave him alone, for Christ’s sake!
I’ve got a Christmas present for Sophie, Butters and Andy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’ve got a Christmas present for Sophie, Butters and Andy.
Success didn’t ruin my father. He’s always been a cunt.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Success didn’t ruin my father. He’s always been a cunt.
I got some Christmas shopping done.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I got some Christmas shopping done.
Aww, little Butters in his pyjamas! 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Aww, little Butters in his pyjamas! 🥹
[Scott and Butters share a bucket of fried chicken]
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
[Scott and Butters share a bucket of fried chicken]
What would everybody like for Christmas?
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What would everybody like for Christmas?
Cartman just asked me how I am. Why is he being nice to me?
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Cartman just asked me how I am. Why is he being nice to me?
I think Andy was right. Maybe things will be okay. It’s just early days.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I think Andy was right. Maybe things will be okay. It’s just early days.
I’m thankful for my beautiful girlfriend Sophie, my brother-from-another-mother Butters and my friends Andy, Jimmy, Clyde, Kenny, Tweek, Herbert, Wendy, Karen, Libby, Sam and Pip.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m thankful for my beautiful girlfriend Sophie, my brother-from-another-mother Butters and my friends Andy, Jimmy, Clyde, Kenny, Tweek, Herbert, Wendy, Karen, Libby, Sam and Pip.
I love seeing Butters happy. It warms my heart.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I love seeing Butters happy. It warms my heart.
Hey Butters, I got us tickets to see the Rolling Stones next year!
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hey Butters, I got us tickets to see the Rolling Stones next year!
[Cockney accent] The only person who’s spoken to me in this poxy ‘ospital is this ol’ cow!
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[Cockney accent] The only person who’s spoken to me in this poxy ‘ospital is this ol’ cow!
Brimmy has every right to be upset, but he shouldn’t have lashed out at Butters like that.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Brimmy has every right to be upset, but he shouldn’t have lashed out at Butters like that.
Butters should have been voted the cutest boy in school.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Butters should have been voted the cutest boy in school.
How Stephen and Linda Stotch could do this to their own flesh and blood, I have no idea.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
How Stephen and Linda Stotch could do this to their own flesh and blood, I have no idea.
I’m not giving Eric his money back! I’m using it to repair Butters’ trumpet.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m not giving Eric his money back! I’m using it to repair Butters’ trumpet.
// I WANT A CLYDE PLUSH!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
// I WANT A CLYDE PLUSH!!!
// The Green Party won!!! 🥳🥳🥳
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
// The Green Party won!!! 🥳🥳🥳
// Here we go, then! 🍪☘️
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
// Here we go, then! 🍪☘️
