Don’t tell my dad but his Christmas present came today

I want to brain blast this image into Craig Breslow’s head each time the thought of trading Triston Casas comes up

Christmas woodburnings have commenced

Today’s schedule

Started my night petsitting. Ended my night assaulted by a 60 year old drunk woman who looks like Chris Jericho and Sebastian Bach’s bastard daughter. Downeast Maine, folks

HEY FREDDIE LYNN

I’ll always remember you my beloved

There are absolutely ZERO quotes anyone associated with the Red Sox front office could give that would inspire any confidence I have in them personally. Please just shut the fuck up until you sign the guys. Please

Really just crushed this nap

Thrilled to announce I am now the proud owner of such an incredibly important piece of Bangor baseball history - the elusive 2003 Bangor Lumberjacks press kit

And what do you know about the Bronson Arroyo cover of Everlong with the Stephen King bridge exactly?

Fuck the Yankees

We here