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Dan McQuade
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In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.
From: jokeland@aol.com Sent: 5/9/2015 7:17:32 PM To: jokeland@aol.com Subject: a JokeLand E-Mail A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He says, "How much?" She says "A hundred bucks." He says, "All right." They climb down under the boardwalk and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her a hundred and twenty dollars. She says, "What's the extra twenty?" He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls." ******** Why don't sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they won't be mistaken for lesbians. ******** hiya ... it's beautiful and I already jumped into Long Island Sound! all's right with the world. ... well ... if you enjoy classic comedy stories ... please try this! me & Bill Maher, Eddie Murphy & The Jade Fountain in Paramus, New Jersey! The Hal Ennis Comedy Caravan, 1979 huge thanks to John Fugelsang & Penn Jillette & Jim Kerr & Mark Simone & Phoenix's Wild Jokers for helping me get the word out about my shtuff. love you all much please spread the word about The JokeLand E-Mail List ... ...and enjoy. Jackie ********* HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_023550
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I have a t-shirt that commemorates the time 610 WIP destroyed the Vet with a giant football. Touchdown!
The 610 WIP Sports Radio logo, its green. There’s a pre-2008, post-1988 skyline, and a football is headed toward the skyline. It’s all black and white but the football has some red fiery tails. The 610 WIP Sports Radio logo, it’s green. This shows half the Vet destroyed with the giant football, which is intact but smoking in the crater it’s created.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Ringo on Monday Night Football
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Wow. What a night. I got a collectible. I will remember the 00-01 team fondly using whatever this is.
Dear Daniel Hall McQuade, Congratulations! A collectible has been airdropped to you. The details can be found below. Kindly note that it is still being minted and might take a few minutes to show up in your account. 2 Edition #206 / 5000 Historic '01 Vessel View Collectible Now
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The Sixers mascots are weird next to each other because Franklin has a big mascot head and Hip Hop has a human-sized head with rabbit ears
Hip Hop and Franklin next to each other with a plant in a Raptors jersey for a skit. The dog, Franklin, has a giant mascot head. Hip Hop’s head is more human-sized and just has big rabbit ears. Also it’s a photo of the scoreboard and the scoreboard is broken. It looks like the left side has some sort of survey software on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I had to be here for the return of Hip Hop
A cardboard cutout of Hip Hop, aka Rabbit Iverson and the Basketball Rabbit, in a blue Sixers jersey from the late 90s/early 00s with the swoosh logo. Next to it is me! I’m in the No Photos / Not For Resale Jordan 1s, Levis 501 ‘93 blue jeans (selvedge of course!) and a white t-shirt with the May 2001 Daily News cover that photoshops the Sixers’ Iverson, McKie and Snow onto an old revolutionary war drawing where everyone’s hurt. It says Spirit of 76ers. The callout headline up top, to show how long ago it was, is “When a vegetarian comes to dinner.” I have shoulder length (almost) hair and am looking pretty good, all things considered!
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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If you’re wearing this jersey to the Sixers game tonight they should let you in for free
Sixers Majestic NBA jersey from 2001. It’s white with the Sixers swoosh logo in the middle and a 2001 NBA Finals logo on the left breast. The shoulders are this gold color. The back of the same jersey. It’s this gold satin-y looking color. In black it has Iverson’s name and his number 3.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Come to @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s book launch at the P&P tomorrow night! Great lineup featuring @sad13.horse and Cody Roggio. I’ll also be there.
WE HAD IT COMING BOOK LAUNCH LUKE O'NEIL WITH DAN MCQUADE SADIE DUPUIS AND CODY ROGGIO PRESENTED BY THE CULTURE JOURNALIST PODCAST AND LOT 49 BOOKS THE PEN & PENCIL, PHILADELPHIA THURS. NOV. 6 - 7:00 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I made a typo here. Mayor Joe is 88! And so he will be in his nineties when his next term ends.
BENSALEM TOWNSHIP MAYOR - 4 YEAR (VOTE FOR 1) Joe DiGirolamo (Rep) 10,058 55.59% Stephanie A.G. Ferrandez (Dem) 8,008 44.26% Write-in (Nonpart) 28 0.15% VIEW RESULTS BY PRECINCT >
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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“Yes he is dead. Yes he looks like an angelic hotdog in this.” www.facebook.com/share/17Uwu6...
Hulk Hogan Fine Art $70 & Like • Comment 人 Save W Share ~ Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Description Very Rare/Vintage framed Hulk Hogan art. Yes he is Dead. Yes he looks like an angelic hotdog in this. Not my favorite wrestler but deserves a wall to hang on, brother.
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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In 28 days I’m going to save 15% on the gift of pizza. A channel has been created on Microsoft Teams.
An email advertising a 15% off gift card sale at Rock Hill Pizza for 3 hours on December 1 2025.
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The Pizza Hut diner now has a painting of a couple admiring the Pizza Hut diner
A painting of a diner, Daiva’s Grill. It’s either oil or acrylic. It’s the classic “hut” Pizza Hut design, still with the red roof and the trapezoid windows. There are two signs that say Daiva’s Grill, one is black with white text on the building and another is a sign on a pole in the air and it has a suspension bridge and “Breakfast Lunch Dinner.” Ther are two open signs, and a wooden fence with wagon wheels out front of the building. A couple looks at the diner and admires it while their daughter (?) plays in the driveway.
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I only had to buy the headband
It’s Dan in a Ms. Rachel costume
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Come to the Cohen-McQuade house if you want the full-size bars
Five boxes of candy, with Hershey bars and starburst and skittles and a few other brands. There’s 100+ bars here.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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“If you scroll your cursor to the browser tab for the website, you can see it has his name spelled ‘Belichickk,’ and the site’s splash image links out to the GIF-hosting website Giphy.” defector.com/the-rise-of-...
The Bill Belichick website, that has UNC CONTACT, ABOUT, MEDIA APPEARANCES, SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS all in caps atop, then has a gif of him getting a Gatorade shower as a gif as the main image. A mouse hover has shown that to be a Giphy embed.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I’d turn this guy in but I’m scared of his mom
PATROL ALERT DETECTIVE BUREAU WANTED FOR INVESTIGATION PHILADELPHIA POLICE *** FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ONLY - NOT FOR PUBLIC DISSEMINATION *** SHOOTING 39th DISTRICT 10/25/25 DC #2025-39-080015 SIG #2025-0552 2211 W. Somerset Street 10/24/25 5:22 PM The Shooting Investigation Group is attempting to identify the below male in reference to a non-fatal shooting that occurred on the above listed date and time. OFFENDER #1: Black male wearing a gold chain, black t-shirt with logo pictured below, black pants and black shoes. Shirt is: YES! I'M A SPOILED SON BUT NOT YOURS TAM THE PROPERTY OF A FREAKING AWESOME MOM SHE'S A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD I BECOME I WILL ALWAYS BE HER LITTLE BOY YOU HURT ME THE BEAST IN HER WILL AWAKE & THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY YES, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I took this photo at the thrift to make fun of the idea of anyone ever buying a Byron Maxwell Eagles jersey. Five minutes later a woman took it off the wall and threw it in her cart.
A Midnight Green Jersey of the Eagles, it’s a replica and it’s maybe 2X or 3X. It’s number 31, Byron Maxwell, and it’s hanging on the wall at the Salvation Army thrift.
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I was behind a baseball writer in the parking lot. Pretty cool!
License plate on a Nissan SUV with the blue-white-yellow Pennsylvania license plate with the vanity plate 1SXYBBW
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Mystery is from Toronto, but his pick-up artist HQ was in Hollywood. Who will he be rooting for in the World Series? One intrepid journalist is attempting to find out.
INSTAGRAM DM Erik von Markovik / Mystery askmystery • Instagram View profile 1:58 PM you're from toronto but you had project hollywood in LA. who are you rooting for in the world series
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Thank you to the pizza place for letting me know about its upcoming 15% gift card promo 42 days in advance. I’ll be sure to let everyone know on Yahoo.
Rock Hill Pizzeria - "Holiday" 15% Off Gift Card Promo is COMING SOON! Inbox Rock Hill Pizzeria 9:00 AM to me v Unsubscribe ROCK HILL PIZZA HOLIDAY GIFT CARD PROMO 15% OFF GIFT CARDS Gift Cards are purchased online & for in-store use only MON, DEC 1ST 2025 - 9AM-12PM COMING SOON! Add Rock Hill GC Promo to your Calendar: + iCal + Apple + Google + Microsoft 365 + Outlook.com + Microsoft Teams + Yahoo GC PROMO BEGINS IN: 41:23:56:57 DAYS HOURS MINUTES SECONDS
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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CNN has cited Defector’s reporting on Tyra Banks’s forthcoming hot ice cream www.cnn.com/2025/10/16/e...
Writing for Defector, Jaya Saxena notes that Banks has a unique way of doing business. “Banks started her girlbossy ice cream company Smize & Dream in 2020, the kind of place that is dedicated to the concept of “mamas” and employs a “Director of Smize theatrics” to hire ice-cream scoopers who are camera-friendly,” Saxena writes in a piece titled “Tyra Banks Please Explain What the Hell You Mean By ‘Hot Ice Cream.’” Saxena says she’s “completely riveted” even as she “can see the hot ice cream, but I have a suspicion I am being lied to.”
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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“No stance on record”
Screenshot of ontheissues.org, a site that says it contains "Every Political Leader on Every Issue" Here is the page titled Noam Chomsky on Families & Children: "Political Activist No stance on record."
October 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Graphic design is his passion
A red and blue "VOTE Krasner FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY" campaign sign with Nov 4 and a logo that's a canva template -- I know, I've used it -- with a black and white Larry Krasner in the center of a red and blue circle. It's a photo of a sign on the boulevard.
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This is my son’s favorite toy and I’m thinking of becoming a vintage Buddy L model truck guy
Metal (tin?) Greyhound bus from 1979. It has the old livery, where its wavy steel on the bottom? Then large arrows of blue, white and red that go along the side of the bus, then up at a diagonal, then on to the other side. There are 10 passenger windows and two front door/driver’s area windows. Three black tires are visible with chrome rims, they say “BUDDY L” on them.
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I like this CNBC front page where JD Vance looks longingly at the headlines
CNBC front page crop. A bunch of headlines. Stock futures rebound from Friday's rout after Trump says China situation 'will all be fine' China 'not afraid of trade war,' accuses U.S. of 'double standard' for rare earths retaliation Trump adds 100% tariff on China, export controls on 'critical software' Market sell-off: Trump post lops off $2 trillion from stocks in a single day. Then a photo of JD Vance looking up at the headlines
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM