Penguins should’ve said pwease & tank you for chance to buy US goods.

I’m a simple man with simple wants

@charlotteparler.bsky.social - Just wanted to say thank you for all your TikTok content. Skincare was super inaccessible / opaque to me before - you really helped demystify it for me. (And I’m excited to try Dieux next!) Wishing you the best in your ongoing ferality.

DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!

If someone has made this joke before, no they haven’t, because they don’t know *my* mom

Gonna launch a podcast called “ ‘The Liberal Joe Rogan Experience’ Experience,” mostly to sell dubious supplements but also to become an absolutely insufferable political presence online.

Oh cool, we still might get to have laws and law enforcement in the next administration! Neat!