『Calvin Hobbes』
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『Calvin Hobbes』
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Hi, my name is 『Calvin Hobbes』 Yes, that's my ''real name." I'm a grown ass man. I made a Blue Sky account a few weeks ago. I like Chromatopia and Dante's Inferno.
Man, I can't wait to get my $8000 stimulus check on the 30th of February.... Yeah, I said #no #child #left
#behind
February 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Can someone tell me why all these women who make adult content always ask people to say hey, hello, hi, or howdy? And if you do, you can be the chosen one and get a Dm message from them, and lo and behold, no one ever does.#prevaricator
February 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wonder what life will be like if a manic pixie dream girl 『MPDG』 were real. What would her characteristics be? Will she be quirky, different, or ethereal? Expressive, flirtatious, or free will.#manicpixiedreamgirl
February 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Man Twitter is really, really boring, dull, lacking interest, lifeless, featureless, and nothing to write home about. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going on Twitter. #irony?
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Man I hate winter, the snow, the cold, and Christmas. I don't live that far from the store, so I have to walk my ■■■■■ ass to the store every day, so when it snows, guess what I'm doing? That's right, I'm walking through the snow.
February 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Chromatopia: An Illustrated History of Colour initially appears to be a cross between a photography coffee-table book and a very visual cookery book. #Chromatopia
February 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Arc 1, Chapter 5: ''Anger''

An endless battle of wailing souls takes place on a murky swamp.

The sinners are forced to violently express their anger and be punished for it until the end of time.
February 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Arc 1—Chapter 4, "Greed"

The souls of greed are consumed in a pit of smelting gold, as they claw their way to escape, only to be swept back into the pit.
February 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Arc 1—Chapter 3, ''Gluttony''

Because of their cold nature, the souls of gluttony suffer the coldness of a ceaseless icy rain.
February 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Arc 1—Chapter 2, ''Lust''

The soul's lust is endlessly blown and spiraling in the winds of a violent storm.

In this realm, you see mostly dudes who lust after female iinfluencers, singers, and hell

even #cosplayers. (no pun intended)
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Those trapped in Limbo did not commit intentional sins during life. They are victims of original sin, something that every person is born with after humanity was evicted from the garden of Eden.
February 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The souls in Limbo experience a fairly mild torment compared to those in the deeper recesses of Hell, and to say they are punished would be inaccurate. These souls are simply burdened with the knowledge that there is a Heaven to which they are denied entry. Atheists do not care.
February 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Nine Circles of Hell Arc 1—''Limbo''

The souls of pagans and the unbaptized wander the cave of Limbo in loneliness with the desperation to meet God. Not the atheists, though; they're good here.
February 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability.
February 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When is Puella Magi Madoka Magica Walpurgisnacht Rising coming out? I mean, the original series debuted in Japan on January 7, 2011, and now it's February 8, 2025. (sigh)
February 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
February 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How does one start a conversation with someone of the opposite sex online? In my experience, I got blocked; I talked to a ''girl'' guy in real life and then straight-up ignored...🤔
February 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
February 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Autonomous sensory meridian response (aka asmr) is one of the weirdest conceptions to ever be thought up by man; ironically, some dudes use it to get off...Why
February 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Some Days Even MY Lucky Rocket Ship Underpants Don’t Help.
January 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“It’s a magical world, 『dear reader』, ol’ buddy... Let’s go exploring!
January 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If You Can Find Even One Person You Really Like, You're Lucky.
January 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I Find my Life is a Lot Easier the Lower I Keep Everyone's Expectations.
January 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Day by Day, Nothing Seems to Change, But Pretty Soon...Everything's Different.
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I've memorized this utterly useless fact long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
January 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM