Ser-iously?
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Most of this thought processes was sparked by her guilt tripping me about leaving my creatings to rot and be forgotten. It worked tho so eh. So I might talk more about stories or somethin instead of complaining all the time.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Most of this thought processes was sparked by her guilt tripping me about leaving my creatings to rot and be forgotten. It worked tho so eh. So I might talk more about stories or somethin instead of complaining all the time.
She has dubed it the "Re-do!Au", and now I'm considering doing the same for some of my stories. I normally do just make new stories and avoid the old ones. But I'm thinking about changing them to fit me now, instead of abandoning them.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
She has dubed it the "Re-do!Au", and now I'm considering doing the same for some of my stories. I normally do just make new stories and avoid the old ones. But I'm thinking about changing them to fit me now, instead of abandoning them.
If it works, it works
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If it works, it works
"You.. need to have less McDonald's."
- It's my favorite fast food place!
"I can tell."
- It's my favorite fast food place!
"I can tell."
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"You.. need to have less McDonald's."
- It's my favorite fast food place!
"I can tell."
- It's my favorite fast food place!
"I can tell."
*gags*
"Lay off on the caffeine. It's like a moldy energy drink in there."
"Lay off on the caffeine. It's like a moldy energy drink in there."
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
*gags*
"Lay off on the caffeine. It's like a moldy energy drink in there."
"Lay off on the caffeine. It's like a moldy energy drink in there."
*zero hesitation, immediately dials 911*
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
*zero hesitation, immediately dials 911*
"As a fellow undead, how do you feel about - what? You're still alive?"
"..."
".. how?"
"..."
".. how?"
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"As a fellow undead, how do you feel about - what? You're still alive?"
"..."
".. how?"
"..."
".. how?"
*there's so much iron they just fucking die*
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
*there's so much iron they just fucking die*
*sips blood*
"Mmm yes.. B negative. Lovely as always, but with a ting of.. arsonic? You didn't tell me this was a poison tasting."
"Mmm yes.. B negative. Lovely as always, but with a ting of.. arsonic? You didn't tell me this was a poison tasting."
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
*sips blood*
"Mmm yes.. B negative. Lovely as always, but with a ting of.. arsonic? You didn't tell me this was a poison tasting."
"Mmm yes.. B negative. Lovely as always, but with a ting of.. arsonic? You didn't tell me this was a poison tasting."
*spits out cup of blood*
"Those white blood cells must be deader than I am if this is standard."
"Those white blood cells must be deader than I am if this is standard."
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
*spits out cup of blood*
"Those white blood cells must be deader than I am if this is standard."
"Those white blood cells must be deader than I am if this is standard."
"You, sir, need more red meat. There's no iron in this."
"Vegan? Oh. Then take your devil-blessed iron supplements."
".. I'm an unholy creature, you really think I can utter his name?"
"Vegan? Oh. Then take your devil-blessed iron supplements."
".. I'm an unholy creature, you really think I can utter his name?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"You, sir, need more red meat. There's no iron in this."
"Vegan? Oh. Then take your devil-blessed iron supplements."
".. I'm an unholy creature, you really think I can utter his name?"
"Vegan? Oh. Then take your devil-blessed iron supplements."
".. I'm an unholy creature, you really think I can utter his name?"
"This is.. thick. Have you drank anything today? Or the last century?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"This is.. thick. Have you drank anything today? Or the last century?"
"Let me guess, low blood pressure? It's like sucking slushy through the world's thinest straw."
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Let me guess, low blood pressure? It's like sucking slushy through the world's thinest straw."
"You're very sweet, but will probably die soon if you don't take your insulin. Believe me, you taste like a marshmallow frappe."
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"You're very sweet, but will probably die soon if you don't take your insulin. Believe me, you taste like a marshmallow frappe."
tastes like high cholesterol
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
tastes like high cholesterol
Like: Mmm.. dial it down on the sugar a bit. What? You haven't had anything to eat today? Oh. Well, you might need to see a doctor.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Like: Mmm.. dial it down on the sugar a bit. What? You haven't had anything to eat today? Oh. Well, you might need to see a doctor.
Something seems.. off
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Something seems.. off