The accusation that Democrats were running a secret child sex trafficking ring always seemed completely out of left field to me, but I guess there was always a simple explanation—it’s just more projection.

I doubt even a Neal Stephenson book is over 4 MB

Holy shit, indeed

I’ve been tearing up each time I see the trailer. Do I need to bring tissues when I see the movie?

Sounds like a job for AirTags and some kind of adhesive. I wonder how close one could get to those trucks when they’re at low speed.

Penn Jillette, after appearing on “Celebrity Apprentice,” claimed that Trump’s hair is “cotton candy made of piss.” Therefore his tie must be made from his spun urine hair.

Now I’m wondering what the refractory period on laughing is.

I’ve been replacing my high-quality, good reputation one every 10 years because replacing the carpet and drywall in the basement costs about as much as 20 quality sump pumps.

Corruption is a feature of fascism. It’s built right in.

Until you see them roll back when he bites into the man next to you

Like bookends!