Beat Sentnce from house hunting today: "I hate when my doorbell falls off.".

Bath mats are strange. They are designated carpet for the bathroom. We have decided that there are socially acceptable levels of carpet for a bathroom. Put a bath mat in a bathroom, you are doing good. Fully carpet the bathroom floor, you are a sick monster.

Just woke up from a dream where I was visiting a very strange museum exhibit about a theory on how The Moon of Earth formed.

This morning my wife remarked that she needed to clean the backup camera on her car. I said that the next big innovation in car camera systems is going to be self cleaning backup cameras, but instead of being anything fancy it will just be a micro wiper blade.

I thought that getting the answer of "not in the bag" meant you lost the game of "Where Is The Rotten Potato?", but the actual losing answer is "I cannot find it".