Danny Glasser
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Danny Glasser
@dglasser.bsky.social
Past: @Microsoft, #MSNMessenger, @HugoHouse.
Present: Satirist.

Brooklyn native. Husband, father, inventor of the #TypingIndicator. He/Him.

Closed captioned for the humor impaired.
Yesterday I received an email informing me that my November 2025 ballot has been validated and counted. A ballot I received in the mail, completed at home at my own convenience, and sent back via mail (no postage required). #VoteWA
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If they can’t be bothered to learn that it’s called DOL and not DMV in Washington State, they don’t deserve to keep their scammer certification.
June 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Back in the day, a few of us developers talked about creating our own SDE recruiting poster for #Microsoft. We never did, but with a little persistence, I was able to get ChatGPT to create this mock-up:
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I can’t believe these are the guys who are going to choose the next pope.
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Whenever I see someone wearing one of these on the streets of a European city, I have to resist the urge to ask them their feelings on the Mets signing Juan Soto during the offseason.
April 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Looks like the #NYTimes puzzle team has climbed on the Trump bandwagon.
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I learned some new geography today:
February 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In Australia it’s called, “Super Bowl Monday.” #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This isn’t the least bit confusing #Microsoft
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What does it say about its members when an arts non-profit sends an email promotion for... "select cemetery services"?
February 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This person speaks for all long-suffering #NewYorkJets fans.
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
In today’s #NHL news:
November 24, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Name this band. Wrong answers only.

(Photo credit: Jim Wilson/The New York Times)
November 19, 2023 at 5:25 PM