you dont even need your apple watch. just call out “siri where are you?” and s/he’ll answer “i’m over here”

“Two Stupid Teens: You’ll Understand When You’re Older”

EXACTLY. sorry for the yelling, i’m not yelling at you 🙂

but how do you counter it?

ha, me too. 🙂 that said, there were lots of us “olds” on there too. but yes, you’re right, it feels exactly like when we lost twitter, except even worse, if you can imagine

I’m surprised how many (old) people are still equating tiktok with “young” people

hey that’s how i found you!

I never watched Game of Thrones. And I’m aware I’m missing out on a huge cultural reference

i pray the fuck not

oh damn, i wish you had posted this to tiktok today (maybe you did?). so many people are wondering where to go next

i’m old enough that i’ve been through the death or slow disintegration of so many tech platforms by now. even so, this one feels different

i actually allowed a friend to put a screen limit on tiktok on my phone jan 1 because i was trying to break the habit… but now that it’s about to go away i’m having all these FEELINGS about all the funny humans i’ve found on there. there’s really nothing else like it

Kakistocrocene

i really am going to miss tiktok

i do - i saw the tiktok a couple of days ago about the disappearing labia and was like wtf? so this “last thing i learned” meme is PERFECT

lollllllllllll

i’m so glad you posted the how-to. i bought those lights after reading your posts and they’ve been so fun, even though the app is a little goofy. i would have been so annoyed to suddenly not be able to turn on my lights with a tap!