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All of my opinions are someone else’s.
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Drink in hand kickball tournament. I was very thirsty.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A pie chart of child sex offenders by political affiliation. 67.4% Republican but you already knew that.
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Should I invite Dad?
Screenshot of Bluesky find friends
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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The entire GOP
A woman getting a nice facial. (From the movie Brazil)
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Obi wan from Star Wars saying “It said you would destroy the sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force. Not leave it in darkness.”
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I can see you from my place 😎
A shot of high rise buildings and partial seats in Petco Park
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Quotes and screen shots from the movie Starship Troopers. I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don’t do your job. I’ll shoot you.
September 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Video game cover art of Sim Ant. Close up of two ants in grass with a house and a man mowing the lawn.
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Throw some measles in and you got a stew goin’
A graph of measles cases from under 250 per year in 2000 to almost 1500 cases in 2025 so far.
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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It’s crazy that someone could look at this chart and think we’re succeeding
September 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Opposite of Cas Coin
A graph of the crypto currency CAS. The line is green and going up because it’s the best crypto of all time
September 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Y’all know me
A man in red light holding a microphone
October 28, 2023 at 7:21 AM
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Tobias tastes pencil
October 19, 2023 at 10:43 PM
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When someone says eat a bag of dicks.
A bag of moon grapes
October 13, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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You rang?
A pale man in a weird hat and wet suit standing on a beach.
October 10, 2023 at 3:50 AM
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Weird ostrich pillow
October 9, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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Curly haired girl saying “Marry me”
October 4, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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This scene from “Look Who’s Talking” made me scared to sit on the toilet for 10 years.
Scary blue toilet
October 4, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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The only two I’ve ever heard I look nothing like. Paul Dano and Gael Garcia Bernal.
Paul Dano Gael Garcia Bernal
September 30, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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Have you tried this trick to be taller? Doctors hate him!
Yeah. I’m thinking of getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
September 24, 2023 at 4:49 PM
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Dean Pelton from community: I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
September 24, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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His greatest fear
Super Mario Bros. Two turtles yeeting hammers at Matt Y
September 24, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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Trying to make Link the bad guy of the day.
Charlie Brown misses a football kick because of that bitch, Lucy.
September 24, 2023 at 3:07 AM