Maximum Derek!
@dg4prez.bsky.social
Way too obsessive about history and building lightsabers as a coping mechanism for it repeating and also cancer.
Oh good I’m not the only xennial here
October 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh good I’m not the only xennial here
You know why. Normalize it now so they can really fuck with it in the nationals.
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You know why. Normalize it now so they can really fuck with it in the nationals.
Well to be fair he is a giant piece of shit.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Well to be fair he is a giant piece of shit.
This album and Ani Difranco were on a very solid rotation.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This album and Ani Difranco were on a very solid rotation.
Sitting here months later regularly concealed carry realizing I was completely utterly wrong.
October 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sitting here months later regularly concealed carry realizing I was completely utterly wrong.
Excepting of course her pretending to be a Nazi in American History X. That doesn’t count.
October 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Excepting of course her pretending to be a Nazi in American History X. That doesn’t count.
I hate every word in that sentence but fuck me if you aren’t correct. This sounds a lot like how young me being extremely willing to invest the emotional effort to fix Fairuza Balk, though I’m pretty sure even at my thirstiest her being a Nazi would have been a turnoff.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hate every word in that sentence but fuck me if you aren’t correct. This sounds a lot like how young me being extremely willing to invest the emotional effort to fix Fairuza Balk, though I’m pretty sure even at my thirstiest her being a Nazi would have been a turnoff.
No part of me understands this. Like even if you want to have a pet gay man why would you want one who is total monster?
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No part of me understands this. Like even if you want to have a pet gay man why would you want one who is total monster?
Oh we're just pretending you didn't post a photo of that flight suit?
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh we're just pretending you didn't post a photo of that flight suit?
They need to start understanding that getting taxed is the only GOOD outcome for them. There are fallback solutions they will like a lot less.
August 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They need to start understanding that getting taxed is the only GOOD outcome for them. There are fallback solutions they will like a lot less.
Hood politics is never late and arrives precisely when it means to.
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hood politics is never late and arrives precisely when it means to.
Just Yodas all the way down.
August 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just Yodas all the way down.
Every time I think they can't get any dumber, they make me lower the floor.
August 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Every time I think they can't get any dumber, they make me lower the floor.
One might even call it... Gilded? A Gilded Age?
August 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
One might even call it... Gilded? A Gilded Age?
Kind of seems like you need to. Do it for Pedro.
July 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kind of seems like you need to. Do it for Pedro.
Like she had any power whatsoever.
July 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Like she had any power whatsoever.
Still waiting on you to explain how Clinton (who I also think was molesting children along with Trump) is pulling strings here buddy.
July 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Still waiting on you to explain how Clinton (who I also think was molesting children along with Trump) is pulling strings here buddy.
We all think you’re a dumbass. I kinda want you to really explain the Clinton thing better though. Clinton is on it and somehow forced Trump to hide the evidence? Do go on.
July 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We all think you’re a dumbass. I kinda want you to really explain the Clinton thing better though. Clinton is on it and somehow forced Trump to hide the evidence? Do go on.
I would join that party.
July 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I would join that party.