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David Futato
@dfutato.bsky.social
🧙🐻🪐🤓🏳️‍🌈✊ (he/him)
My #beholder jack-o-lantern. #dnd #imadethis
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Underworld, Hollywood Palladium. The show was amazing.
September 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Waiting in the Lawrence Welk room in the Hollywood Palladium for Underworld to go on!
September 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Spritzes and meze at the Getty!
September 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Anniversary dinner with @rpasserini.bsky.social! 20 years married and 30 together. Here’s to 30 more.
September 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just turned into dust.
September 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
let’s see those face cards, babes 🥺
August 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Grabbing a bite at Tatte. Nice.
August 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Made from the finest Bodoni letterforms.
August 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reskeet with spectacles, nerd.
July 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In honor of Lady Gaga's song, show me your best pic where you gave 'Summerboy' 🌞
July 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
post that one photo of you from 2023
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting Babydaddy, but I did meet Jake Shears after a solo show, and he was wonderfully friendly. (I was with two friends, and it was very much a “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” moment.)
July 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What's a book—or series of books—that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays?
July 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy Gay Wrath Month. How are you celebrating?
July 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“BuT aMeRiCanS WoN’t HaVe tO pAy TaRiFfS!”
June 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Fixed it for you, Andrew:
June 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Protect the Dolls. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊
June 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Happy Pride from Providence, RI!
June 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yes it is!
June 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Absolutely no mention in this article of any of Saturday’s protests, let alone discussion of their sheer numbers. Media coverage of the resistance is nonexistent.
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Happy Pride. *womp womp*
June 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How dare he hobbit-shame me? With @rpasserini.bsky.social at #museumofillusions
June 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM