Big Beef Skeets™
@dfresh1001.bsky.social
31 | He/Him/His | Autistic | Pansexual | 💕4/01/20💕
What are you doing here
Mastodon: @dfresh1001.mastodon.social
What are you doing here
Mastodon: @dfresh1001.mastodon.social
When I was little watching my dad play Super Mario Bros I took one look at this fucker and decided his name was Kurfin' Billy. Because he kurfs (???) up fireballs. Why am I remembering this
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
When I was little watching my dad play Super Mario Bros I took one look at this fucker and decided his name was Kurfin' Billy. Because he kurfs (???) up fireballs. Why am I remembering this
There will never not be a little black cat-shaped hole in my heart for as long as I live. I love you forever, Sookie. You were perfect
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There will never not be a little black cat-shaped hole in my heart for as long as I live. I love you forever, Sookie. You were perfect
Thank you Revy I am drinking gatorade on my break at work. Shoutout from Pennsylvania
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thank you Revy I am drinking gatorade on my break at work. Shoutout from Pennsylvania
God looking down from heaven at Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses
![Screenshot from Snapcube's Sonic Adventure 2 Real-Time Fandub with Rouge in the bottom-left corner, Shadow in the bottom-right corner, and Eggman approaching from the background. Text at bottom reads: "[EGGMAN]: What are you two FUCKING talking about?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hfrgz6ce5gj3fz7z2t6aq3br/bafkreiblicxahqknyvonb32fb77xpl7rif6leiwiv3jpacykpnsydq5hai@jpeg)
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
God looking down from heaven at Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses
Right there with you. Wish we could've had one more Halloween with this little goober
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Right there with you. Wish we could've had one more Halloween with this little goober
Memeing out my intrusive thoughts for the day
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Memeing out my intrusive thoughts for the day
Sookie wants to tell you that it's okay to be sad, and that life can be kind of a bummer sometimes but she will be here cheering you on regardless 🐈⬛🖤
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sookie wants to tell you that it's okay to be sad, and that life can be kind of a bummer sometimes but she will be here cheering you on regardless 🐈⬛🖤
The face of pure evil
May 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The face of pure evil
Me (before googling): i bet this is kink-related
Me (after googling):
Me (after googling):
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me (before googling): i bet this is kink-related
Me (after googling):
Me (after googling):
Her brain is simply a conduit for nonsense
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Her brain is simply a conduit for nonsense
Stole a jpeg from the new disgusting white house website and made this in like 3 minutes
January 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Stole a jpeg from the new disgusting white house website and made this in like 3 minutes
Literally liberals any time leftists warn that fascist politicians are trying to overstep their positions/abuse their power
January 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Literally liberals any time leftists warn that fascist politicians are trying to overstep their positions/abuse their power
10:38pm EST. TikTok is gone for Americans. If Trump does "save TikTok" like people keep saying he will, expect it to die the agonizingly slow death of Twitter as it gets flooded and overrun with bots, AI content, and fascist propaganda
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
10:38pm EST. TikTok is gone for Americans. If Trump does "save TikTok" like people keep saying he will, expect it to die the agonizingly slow death of Twitter as it gets flooded and overrun with bots, AI content, and fascist propaganda
January 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
>6 days post-vasectomy
>try to get out of bed
>sudden surge of pain in right nugget
>feel faint, nauseous, hot, sweaty, mom's spaghetti
>see stars, vision going red
>somehow don't pass out, drive to hospital
>explain symptoms to dr
>piss in cup, balls ultrasounded
>dr: "everything looks normal"
mfw
>try to get out of bed
>sudden surge of pain in right nugget
>feel faint, nauseous, hot, sweaty, mom's spaghetti
>see stars, vision going red
>somehow don't pass out, drive to hospital
>explain symptoms to dr
>piss in cup, balls ultrasounded
>dr: "everything looks normal"
mfw
January 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
>6 days post-vasectomy
>try to get out of bed
>sudden surge of pain in right nugget
>feel faint, nauseous, hot, sweaty, mom's spaghetti
>see stars, vision going red
>somehow don't pass out, drive to hospital
>explain symptoms to dr
>piss in cup, balls ultrasounded
>dr: "everything looks normal"
mfw
>try to get out of bed
>sudden surge of pain in right nugget
>feel faint, nauseous, hot, sweaty, mom's spaghetti
>see stars, vision going red
>somehow don't pass out, drive to hospital
>explain symptoms to dr
>piss in cup, balls ultrasounded
>dr: "everything looks normal"
mfw
Thank me for my service #ripballs2025
January 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Thank me for my service #ripballs2025
Ah yes, famous male professional basketball player Chappell Roan. Thank you Google
January 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ah yes, famous male professional basketball player Chappell Roan. Thank you Google
