Somebody want to explain how we had floating eyebrows and floating mustaches in the same superbowl set of commercials?

I can't possibly be the only person after the tongue commercial being like "... what the heck did I just watch?" #superbowl

There's something darkly comedic of Anderson Cooper reporting from the airport in the city that the crash happened yesterday...
now reporting on tonight's crash
that happened in ANOTHER city.

😓 This is just... unfathomable at this point.

So because I needed to stand, I broke my table, broke my foot, and broke my pride all within the span of like 15 minutes.

And I didn't even get to be seen.

*I need a drink.*

I start duct taping the standing desk together.
I try to re-enter the meeting.
Zoom goes "🙅🏻‍♀️"
No re-entry allowed.
So I call my agents.
They call casting.
Casting tries four different things on their end.
I'm putting boxes together on the broken sticks of my standing table.
Casting can't get me in. ⬇️

I SLIP AND FALL HARD ON THE GROUND STRAIGHT DOWN ON MY KNEE AND OVEREXTENDING MY FOOT.

so now I'm hobbling over to STILL FIND THE DUCT TAPE.

I've been out of the meeting for three minutes at this point.
⬇️⬇️

So then I begin to desperately attempt to hold the table with the computer with one hand and put the nail back in with the other.
That fails.
My light attached to the same cords wobbles and ALMOST falls over.
I catch it.
I say "F THIS NOISE."
I run over, in my socks. I'll go grab the duct tape?
⬇️⬇️

It wasn't high enough.
"Can you get it higher?"
"Oh sure, hang on--"
I start cracking a joke and in the process of moving my standing desk to a higher level--
My standing desk collapses.
Completely,
Knocking ALL the wires out.
Including out of the meeting.
Even the NAILS fell out of the one side.⬇️

You know, bad days that have nothing to do with politics sometimes.

Enjoy my comedy.

I had an audition today over zoom.
I sat for the original audition, so I set it up that I'd sit for the callback.
They asked me to stand.
"No problem, let me just move my table up." [it's a standing desk] ⬇️ pt 2