Joke's on him with this whole moving the "space HQ" out of Colorado. We all know it's because CO is blue and AL is not, but its current location is Colorado Springs, which is so red that it's where "Focus On the Family" is headquartered.

You're here! I'm here! Awesome!

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this as hard as I am.

Present and accounted for. At least I am here. Need to get back to being more active in the Orb, although perhaps they are extending grace to me because 'tis the season. :-)

Don't insult Chuck Barris like that.

Some guy named Ron was more responsible for that. He basically viewed AIDS as a natural culling of undesirables (read: gay men) and paid less than lip service to it until (1) someone he knew personally got it and (2) a kid named Ryan White, who couldn't be dismissed as "just a f***t," became famous.

Also, I'm new here, how do I edit my post? Because I also wanted to let you know that the Colorado Front Range (where the majority of the state's voters live) isn't positioned correctly on your map, which would be a lot more believable if El Paso County (Colorado Springs) was red.

It's the damnedest thing. I lived along the Midwestern plains for half my life and I never saw a plot of land in line with me at my polling place, but somehow I'm supposed to accept the premise that all the land shaded in red voted.

Yeah, I'm not your man. I don't need bread and circuses, Wikipedia and IMDB do the job quite nicely.