Denise Flores
@dflo.bsky.social
South Texas goat herder, book lover & outdoor junkie. Petroleum landman and professional abstractor. Let's go to Mexico. 🌈🤠🥴
When your lady’s at a Mexican Home Depot, you spam her with messages about the Beyonce Bowl that she is clearly NOT watching.
(…and yes, I did react to my own message that she hasn’t read yet)
(…and yes, I did react to my own message that she hasn’t read yet)
December 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
When your lady’s at a Mexican Home Depot, you spam her with messages about the Beyonce Bowl that she is clearly NOT watching.
(…and yes, I did react to my own message that she hasn’t read yet)
(…and yes, I did react to my own message that she hasn’t read yet)
Oh, he’s a gentleman.
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Oh, he’s a gentleman.
Support community theater.
December 14, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Support community theater.
I do not have a meeting but here’s my pup (Bandit) cuddling up to his bestie, Zeke 2 nights ago.
December 5, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I do not have a meeting but here’s my pup (Bandit) cuddling up to his bestie, Zeke 2 nights ago.
guest room or ghost room
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December 5, 2024 at 5:51 AM
guest room or ghost room
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pumpkin cheesecake side quest
November 28, 2024 at 6:41 AM
pumpkin cheesecake side quest
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Mario Lopez wipes men.
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Mario Lopez wipes men.
LOL at this Ted Cruz book at the thrift shop…
November 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
LOL at this Ted Cruz book at the thrift shop…
What’s all this talk of a Neko chamber?
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
What’s all this talk of a Neko chamber?
Ok, but why is the sticker so fucking funny to me? Also, how did I go 45 years without ever having played Dungeons and Dragons?
November 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Ok, but why is the sticker so fucking funny to me? Also, how did I go 45 years without ever having played Dungeons and Dragons?
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
The boners on the pulga piñatas will never not be hilarious.
November 17, 2024 at 5:00 AM
The boners on the pulga piñatas will never not be hilarious.
November 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
The canine embodiment of the 🥴 emoji.
November 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
The canine embodiment of the 🥴 emoji.
Thanks, Jerry! The bluest skies in Texas + bones, because there are always bones.
July 6, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Thanks, Jerry! The bluest skies in Texas + bones, because there are always bones.
The massive salt lake by my house is such a perfect afternoon hike. It's 5 to 7 miles, depending on the route. You're guaranteed to run into fellow hikers, birdwatchers, bones and SALT, so much salt. Anyhow, headed over again after work today. Go play outside!!
July 5, 2023 at 9:00 PM
The massive salt lake by my house is such a perfect afternoon hike. It's 5 to 7 miles, depending on the route. You're guaranteed to run into fellow hikers, birdwatchers, bones and SALT, so much salt. Anyhow, headed over again after work today. Go play outside!!