David Femia
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David Femia
@dfem.bsky.social
That's awesome, I've only had the book thrift gods smile down on me once. At least when it comes to signatures. Picked up when a local store was closing, for a dollar..
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Riding into the new year like
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Dreidels at CVS come equipped with SpinGrip technology. Kids nowadays amiright
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wait, the government didn't fully think through the repercussions of the penny situation? Crazy
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What Perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Now we're cooking
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It is 12:38am est and I'm automating for work and I'm also automating for fun.
Gotta do something while waiting for these 66k entries to write to this Google sheet..

Python is still super ugly, but, The Farmer Was Replaced is pretty charming in a morbid sort of way.
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If this highschool could talk it would sound like Ira Glass
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Shit is pretty busted. Nice paint job though.
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Any zines out there that need printing to happen? Will send free samples and will work for supply costs.
If you run a digital zine and need layouts/imposition for print I'm happy to help (preferably quarterly, i just don't have the time to do weekly/monthly layouts)
Some odd prints below.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think this year I'm going with the Kenworth pontoon. Much better hauling capacity than the GMC
September 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When I was young I knew my life would be way better if I could get this toothpaste.
September 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Tourists are gone, time to goof off in Maine again.
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Thb, how most of my handshakes turn out also.
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Every time I'm in this exact location I feel like I'm on some weird yellow brick road to Chat Pile's God's Country.
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
August 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This book was bound on 3rd shift because first and second shift didn't want to look like assholes in front of management.
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
For a Dollar credit on my "Bonus Card" I'd rather approach the thief and turn it into an "Organized Retail Crime (ORC) involvement"
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
On quick glance this looked like a weird Brooks Brothers X C.P. Company collaboration
August 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gumby (2025)
August 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"The President is very aware of our efforts," Bowser said.
August 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
August 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
August 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM