Dave Farrell
@dfar.bsky.social
Old history teacher
More Kat than Kantorek
Trying to get from Parking Lot to Garden View
New to Social Media
More Kat than Kantorek
Trying to get from Parking Lot to Garden View
New to Social Media
Instant oatmeal’s gonna get you
When you put it in your head
It’s going to fuel your body, darling
Pretty soon you’re going to be fed
When you put it in your head
It’s going to fuel your body, darling
Pretty soon you’re going to be fed
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Instant oatmeal’s gonna get you
When you put it in your head
It’s going to fuel your body, darling
Pretty soon you’re going to be fed
When you put it in your head
It’s going to fuel your body, darling
Pretty soon you’re going to be fed
Maybe Ron could follow this up with another Carson parody: “The Divorce Letter”.
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Maybe Ron could follow this up with another Carson parody: “The Divorce Letter”.
What happened to Guinevere?
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
What happened to Guinevere?
The birthday that only lasts one minute. Happy Birthday Ron.
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The birthday that only lasts one minute. Happy Birthday Ron.
Last night I had a nightmare that disco was coming back. At first I was afraid; I was petrified.
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Last night I had a nightmare that disco was coming back. At first I was afraid; I was petrified.
Iris DeMent is one of the greatest American singer-songwriters of the past 50 years. She has also been a passionate voice for social justice.
Wish she would announce some Canadian tour dates.
Wish she would announce some Canadian tour dates.
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Iris DeMent is one of the greatest American singer-songwriters of the past 50 years. She has also been a passionate voice for social justice.
Wish she would announce some Canadian tour dates.
Wish she would announce some Canadian tour dates.
My resolution is to keep the mirrors in the house clean. I can really see myself doing it.
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My resolution is to keep the mirrors in the house clean. I can really see myself doing it.
It feels like you were holding back here. Watch the video of Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem dancing to Vanilla Ice at the Mar a Lago New Year’s Eve party if you need inspiration.
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It feels like you were holding back here. Watch the video of Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem dancing to Vanilla Ice at the Mar a Lago New Year’s Eve party if you need inspiration.
Just an excitable boy.
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Just an excitable boy.
It’s sounds like Fred Flintstone playing the role of the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella.
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s sounds like Fred Flintstone playing the role of the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella.
Isn’t this the plot of Rear Window?
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Isn’t this the plot of Rear Window?
Love McCartney, but didn’t love that one.
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Love McCartney, but didn’t love that one.
Sounds like Old Man Winter is spreading Flake News.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sounds like Old Man Winter is spreading Flake News.
Well that’s the long and short of it.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well that’s the long and short of it.
Grout pun; most tile puns fall flat.
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Grout pun; most tile puns fall flat.
In my top five of Christmas songs. They’ll be playing this one 50 years from now.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
In my top five of Christmas songs. They’ll be playing this one 50 years from now.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I know a fellow who made his fortune selling these appliances. He’s a fridge magnate.
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know a fellow who made his fortune selling these appliances. He’s a fridge magnate.
Are hobbit puns Frodoian slips?
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Are hobbit puns Frodoian slips?
I thought angels would stay at a Wingate.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I thought angels would stay at a Wingate.
I love all 18, but Anne Murray managed 32 studio albums. In the words of Pete Townshend, “Keep on working”. Please.
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love all 18, but Anne Murray managed 32 studio albums. In the words of Pete Townshend, “Keep on working”. Please.
It’s hard to come up with a milkshake pun. Feels like I’m grasping at straws.
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s hard to come up with a milkshake pun. Feels like I’m grasping at straws.
Saw the prequel- Hitch.
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Saw the prequel- Hitch.
Loved it, but there goes your invitation to play the newly renamed Trump-Kennedy Center.
I would also advise caution in using regional expressions like “blows dead bears”, as it might make it easier for the Kash Patel to locate you.
I would also advise caution in using regional expressions like “blows dead bears”, as it might make it easier for the Kash Patel to locate you.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Loved it, but there goes your invitation to play the newly renamed Trump-Kennedy Center.
I would also advise caution in using regional expressions like “blows dead bears”, as it might make it easier for the Kash Patel to locate you.
I would also advise caution in using regional expressions like “blows dead bears”, as it might make it easier for the Kash Patel to locate you.