Just a couple of million deaths, no biggie.

Tangential to this: How often were people getting paper straws before? I've gotten like 4, ever. I've literally gotten edible flavored straws more often than paper straws. Is it a specific-state thing?

I agree despite having just paid for early access with PoE2... Hmm. Yep, I'm still a hypocrite.

NGL I feel that way. Posting "Trump dumb" memes on Threads is not helping anything.

Some of the same people, though, are genuinely working to make a difference, and I will defend them. But not their memes.

The aptly named Scarlet Beebalm really does attract a ton of bees. I had a bunch in my former back yard. Super pretty and low maintenance.

Bring a bottle of cayenne pepper and maintain eye contact with the employee while adding it to your regular chicken sandwich.

I guess we're gonna need some lentil recipes.

He should try saying something cool. Hire a writer maybe.

The "whipped butter flavor spread" stuff you see at diners and such these days is unholy. It doesn't even melt right... Seems to separate into water and small curds of some solid industrial product as it warms up.

I don't know that a "they" is necessary here. He obviously believes it.