It used to be you could just steal a pie cooling on a windowsill. Not anymore.

I can’t condone violence even if I disagree with someone’s politics but I can say that their face was somehow too small for their head and I didn’t like that about them either

Can someone explain why I find this so funny

He’s known as “Big Balls” because his penis is so small the nards look huge in comparison

At the beach why would you listen to the shitty sounds of the ocean surf or birdcalls when you can force others to experience a cacophony of Bluetooth speakers playing different forgettable pop music songs?

Ok but we really need to see a photo of the drawing

@thestormydaniels.bsky.social you already diagnosed him with Chronic Penis Insufficiency