I got my first driver's license high - I took the road test after smoking a j in a nearby park. Add bonus, my drivers license photo had me looking baked! I've been driving for 40 years, more than a million miles, no at fault accidents and I haven't had a traffic ticket in 30 years!

I just made a batch of glycerine based tincture. I think I like it better than the alcohol tincture I made before. I can't smoke, but this helps with pain from lupus and spinal stenosis. And its fun, too!

I’m sure Zelensky is worried what the little Johnson says 🙄

Yeah, we fixed that.

Why can't yall go Tommy Tuberville on them and block the confirmations?

I hope my medical devices can be shipped ups or fedex.

They'll blame Kamala, Biden, Obama, hell, they'll prolly blame FDR.

Maybe stop calling it "retweeting", this aint no Musk platform.