Dexter Mormon
@dextermormon.bsky.social
We don't deserve dogs. Social Media Influenzer. Content Cremator.
#Phillies Phorever. UFOs are real. Farts are funny.
#Phillies Phorever. UFOs are real. Farts are funny.
'Bashar' is the new sound you should make when imitating a cough and yelling Bullshit
April 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
'Bashar' is the new sound you should make when imitating a cough and yelling Bullshit
Moral of the story: If you're rich and white, you can get away with anything.
February 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Moral of the story: If you're rich and white, you can get away with anything.
Somebody needs to pound this clown into the dirt, six feet deep
February 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Somebody needs to pound this clown into the dirt, six feet deep
Well if people are going to die, let it be the ‘right’ people
February 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Well if people are going to die, let it be the ‘right’ people
My response would consist of 2 words
February 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My response would consist of 2 words
I just assume that bad drivers are also assholes outside of their car too
February 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just assume that bad drivers are also assholes outside of their car too
So you're saying my 4-5 hours a night isn't enough?
February 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
So you're saying my 4-5 hours a night isn't enough?
Trump is embarrassingly stupid!
February 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Trump is embarrassingly stupid!
Homer Simpson to Bart - "We WERE a nation of laws"
February 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Homer Simpson to Bart - "We WERE a nation of laws"
I have a feeling they will go this time.
Why? Because the head coach and QB thanked God, and for some reason God-lovers love Trump.
Make it make sense
Why? Because the head coach and QB thanked God, and for some reason God-lovers love Trump.
Make it make sense
February 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a feeling they will go this time.
Why? Because the head coach and QB thanked God, and for some reason God-lovers love Trump.
Make it make sense
Why? Because the head coach and QB thanked God, and for some reason God-lovers love Trump.
Make it make sense
BOC - ETI
youtu.be/u1_wTwuHPzU?...
youtu.be/u1_wTwuHPzU?...
E.T.I. (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence)
YouTube video by Blue Öyster Cult - Topic
youtu.be
January 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
BOC - ETI
youtu.be/u1_wTwuHPzU?...
youtu.be/u1_wTwuHPzU?...
BOC - Take Me Away
youtu.be/y1NYhbiiiFw?...
youtu.be/y1NYhbiiiFw?...
Blue Oyster Cult - Take Me Away
YouTube video by BlueOysterCultVEVO
youtu.be
January 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
BOC - Take Me Away
youtu.be/y1NYhbiiiFw?...
youtu.be/y1NYhbiiiFw?...
If they were good aliens, they would crash into it to save humanity
January 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If they were good aliens, they would crash into it to save humanity
She should have asked "Is DEI in the room with you right now?"
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
She should have asked "Is DEI in the room with you right now?"
Fuck 'em. They voted for him.
Sorry, I have no more fucks to give
Sorry, I have no more fucks to give
January 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Fuck 'em. They voted for him.
Sorry, I have no more fucks to give
Sorry, I have no more fucks to give
Maybe now they will see him for what he is. A lying con man
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Maybe now they will see him for what he is. A lying con man