Hey Folks!
I updated my Word Count Calculator to help #authors plan & #write their next #book. If you don't know how long your story should be, There are lots of buttons to help fill it out for things from #FlashFiction to the expansive #SciFi and #Fantasy #novels

dexterjacobs.com/word-count-c...

I'm in the mood for more people to read my book. The ebook will be set to $0 and "Pay what you want" for awhile.

It's a fantasy novella about Carmen, a ranger/alchemist, out to find a spy from a dark realm.

dexterjacobs.gumroad.com/l/carmen-ebook

#ebook #freebook #paywhatyouwant #fantasy #novella

There should be a service to screen sarcastic jokes so that I don’t have to triple guess my own genius in the company wide Teams chat.

I’m pretty sure it’s good. But I’m also pretty sure half the office doesn’t know how dry my humor can be.

This reminds me of when we were looking for a van. I wanted to know if it could fit a full sheet of plywood in the back. But all the car places measure the storage space of vans in units of volume. I found myself, more than once, yelling, “but what’s the length and width?”

So not all too impressive, maybe. It’s the first time I Frankensteined a computer (other than a battery swap b/t 2 ancient yet free MacBook Pros). But, I swapped the ram & HD of a Lenovo IdeaCentre w/ the previously mentioned MacBook Pro.

Popped some Linux on that & named it TychoStation.

I just deleted all of my tweets and deactivated my account. That was a lot of garbage... makes me really think about what I want to post here.
Is it all worth it? Are these platforms necessary? Will this place become taken over by the dregs? Sold to one? Will I delete this twenty years from now?

Hello. I’m an aspiring #author lookin for others who write fantasy and sci-fi.