ThiccBoi Sugarwhip
@dexterisweird.bsky.social
Too many hobbies, not enough time.
And I’m just trying my best not to be too sleepy.
And I’m just trying my best not to be too sleepy.
I’m so glad all the screaming and crying babies on my 12 hour flight were so tired from being absolute dicks, they fell asleep 13 minutes from landing and got carried off the plane in the arms of their parents. Love that for them.
August 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m so glad all the screaming and crying babies on my 12 hour flight were so tired from being absolute dicks, they fell asleep 13 minutes from landing and got carried off the plane in the arms of their parents. Love that for them.
An Italian 3 is a United States 7, holy cow.
July 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
An Italian 3 is a United States 7, holy cow.
I’ll remember you until the end of time.
June 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’ll remember you until the end of time.
Low key high key… it’s really annoying being away from my girlfriend for like 10 minutes and they get hit on in a very creepy way. I don’t mind if it’s tasteful flirting at all and actually prefer that, but… it’s not.
June 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Low key high key… it’s really annoying being away from my girlfriend for like 10 minutes and they get hit on in a very creepy way. I don’t mind if it’s tasteful flirting at all and actually prefer that, but… it’s not.
New anxiety source unlocked: not knowing if cats have gotten inside the cupboard where the plates are at.
June 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
New anxiety source unlocked: not knowing if cats have gotten inside the cupboard where the plates are at.
On a chick, when the undies are part of the external fit… *I melt*
June 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
On a chick, when the undies are part of the external fit… *I melt*
And also to further compare…
Nashville girls > Bay Area girls.
And it’s not even close.
Nashville girls > Bay Area girls.
And it’s not even close.
June 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
And also to further compare…
Nashville girls > Bay Area girls.
And it’s not even close.
Nashville girls > Bay Area girls.
And it’s not even close.
Something I don’t understand, in regards to level of raw attraction…
Sacramento girls > Bay Area girls.
I don’t make the rules.
Sacramento girls > Bay Area girls.
I don’t make the rules.
June 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Something I don’t understand, in regards to level of raw attraction…
Sacramento girls > Bay Area girls.
I don’t make the rules.
Sacramento girls > Bay Area girls.
I don’t make the rules.
“i’M bLaCk fRoM dA bACk.” Sure thing, lady. And you’re Hank Hill in the front because the cringe is Pro-Pain levels of agony.
February 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
“i’M bLaCk fRoM dA bACk.” Sure thing, lady. And you’re Hank Hill in the front because the cringe is Pro-Pain levels of agony.
Ain’t no way this bald headed demon from #hinge telling me what I want when she didn’t ask? How is she 40 with the stability and reasoning of a 20 year old? My age range is set higher for a reason. 🤦🏾♂️
February 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Ain’t no way this bald headed demon from #hinge telling me what I want when she didn’t ask? How is she 40 with the stability and reasoning of a 20 year old? My age range is set higher for a reason. 🤦🏾♂️
I hate when I’m just standing there and I get attacked for no reason. Like, damn, me being is aggro?
January 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I hate when I’m just standing there and I get attacked for no reason. Like, damn, me being is aggro?
My cousin got his head stuck in the same tree twice in the span of 5 years.
December 31, 2024 at 5:31 AM
My cousin got his head stuck in the same tree twice in the span of 5 years.
Just thankful to be around family. Not necessarily important that it’s around the holidays, just thankful to be around them period.
December 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Just thankful to be around family. Not necessarily important that it’s around the holidays, just thankful to be around them period.
Men… how tf y’all miss so bad at urinals? Is there an unspoken rule about not trying or something I missed?!?!?
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Men… how tf y’all miss so bad at urinals? Is there an unspoken rule about not trying or something I missed?!?!?
Gotta lose weight. My ass cheeks have recoil as I walk. I look like a duck. You know that “Ty Lee” chick that be forcing that recoil excessively? That’s me walking 3/18ths clenched. My isht be golf clapping to the fridge. Tf.
December 2, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Gotta lose weight. My ass cheeks have recoil as I walk. I look like a duck. You know that “Ty Lee” chick that be forcing that recoil excessively? That’s me walking 3/18ths clenched. My isht be golf clapping to the fridge. Tf.
Any one ever wake up and just know the day isn’t gonna be great?
December 1, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Any one ever wake up and just know the day isn’t gonna be great?
I’m so thankful I’m “off the market” because my buttcheeks were more juicy and thicc compared to the majority of women who would swipe for me. #bumble #hinge #yallneedtherapyanyways
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I’m so thankful I’m “off the market” because my buttcheeks were more juicy and thicc compared to the majority of women who would swipe for me. #bumble #hinge #yallneedtherapyanyways
12 years ago today, my grandmother passed away. And what’s stupid about that is that I still can’t get over it. I don’t think I ever will be.
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
12 years ago today, my grandmother passed away. And what’s stupid about that is that I still can’t get over it. I don’t think I ever will be.
Tips and tricks on how not to be unhinged while ranting to the great nothingness?
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Tips and tricks on how not to be unhinged while ranting to the great nothingness?