Chowder is waiting for me to go to sleep so he can steal my breath. We’re at an impasse.

e e cummings would have been crazy popular on social media today

I’m still calling myself middle-aged, and, unless I live to be 100, I’m sorta lying to myself.

Saw my neighbor across the street unloading groceries last night, so we’re definitely not living in a simulation. Unless AI just evolved.

New social, who dis?