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Dex Ruth
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Oot and aboot.
I couldn't help but be reminded of the Blue Line train here that rode up the escalator at O'Hare several years ago.

(I've found almost all epic CGI scenes unwatchable for decades, especially in theaters.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B89l...
Video Shows Moment Of Impact In Blue Line Crash
YouTube video by CBS Chicago
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December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In weakly related news, I've been with H for 25 years and only this weekend found out she's never seen the movie.
a woman with glasses is being filmed by a cameraman and the caption says are you kidding me
ALT: a woman with glasses is being filmed by a cameraman and the caption says are you kidding me
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I know it's early, BUT STILL. If someone had predicted this last year, I wouldn't have just laughed; I would have considered contacting their family out of concern for their mental health and detachment from reality.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Love the guy, he brought us a chip and pride in our city, but be prepared that you be forever undermanned at center and also there will be one other random position where you will have 7-9 guys.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It should be treated like cigarettes. Ban advertising, force disclaimers and warnings, limit access. Tax the hell out of it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Stools ruined by stools.

Check before sittin'
'Cause people be shittin'
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I took a social psych class that had a big section on all the things that casinos do to get people to light their money on fire. Just unbelievably depressing. Like CTE but for bank accounts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh, it's a thing. Key rule when visiting casinos is to always check the chair before sitting. Family friends back home owned a drug store in the city where the first Ontario casino opened. They were busier, but one item skyrocketed severalfold: adult diapers, used by compulsive gamblers.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I agree, the airport is particularly sad, as people in the terminal are frantically lighting their last bits of money on fire before heading home.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had to go for a conference, checked in late, got up for an early session, and dude from the night before was sitting at the same slot machine, but with a cloud of stink around him, having chosen to shit himself rather than miss a run of luck. The whole place reeks of sadness and desperation.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Unless you're planning on farming, it's Minnesota by a landslide. And, even then, you could still easily farm in Minnesota but have the benefit of having a city and some non-white people around.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I suspect you are feeling the way I felt when Jen's baby had the audacity to be old enough to go to college. Just does not compute.
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Speaking of: Giant Baby is now taller than mom, and smoked my ass in a 5k a few weeks ago. It should be illegal for a 12yo to have size 11 feet. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ah, parenting.

It's like being chained to a table for years at a Humble Pie eating contest that you don't remember ever signing up for, and the organizers won't let you quit.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cheers to that. When I lived in KS, one of the only dive bars was walking-distance from my apt, so I'd grab a booth and grade while people-watching, and leave when it got too busy so I wasn't costing them business by hogging a booth. Ah, the pre-kid days.
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
(But, yes, I physically have to get up and leave the room sometimes because it's so on-the-nose with the way it portrays my upbringing. I mean, ffs, my brother has a virtually identical shed and produce stand on the family farm to this day.)
July 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am absolutely a degen from upcountry but my accent has been filed down after decades down here, and I don't scrap much at all in my old age.
July 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I used to race up stairs in skyscrapers and, without fail, even very fit-looking young people would try to sprint at the start, only to be absolutely cooked ~10 floors in. Basically no roads are as steep as stairs, and ones that are have switchbacks or flat spots to rest.
July 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
lunch at sylvia's with al sharpton is the center square on my bingo card
July 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It is so chaotic! Even if you wanted kids to stay in the same camp, they all run in fits and starts throughout the summer. Also, there are almost no options at the very beginning and end of summer.
June 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The fallout of Brexit is just so sad. They are polarized similarly to us, and the Brexiteers won't admit it was a mistake, instead pretending it just wasn't well executed. The same thing will happen here: the tariffs aren't a mistake, it's somehow Obama's fault or someshit.
May 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This highlights the thing: farming is so unattractive that most people have to reach back a generation or two or a friend of a friend to even know someone who's from a farm! (I want to launch the Instagram play farmers into the sun, ngl.)
May 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I moved to a whole new country to get away from the family dairy farm. I've met barely a handful of people since leaving 25 years ago who'd last a day.
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Embiid's career is basically winding down at this point, so I'm not sure he matters. Giannis + Maxey would be 🔥🔥🔥
April 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Absolutely, although I don't know who they'd have to give up to get it done. I'd be willing to give up anyone but Scottie, but I think it would have to be two big pieces to make the salaries work. (Not a cap expert, I'm just guessing.)
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM