pigeons showing patronage with the gulls and geese honkin out some hymns here at bird church

at my old apartment in okc they sent a guy up sometimes, but only to preventatively spray for bugs under the sink, so i was completely chill about it. this is not that! here they hardly even acknowledge serious maintenance issues but somehow find the time to do this whole charade

grown adults shouldn't have to deal with this shit. "oh we just need to check your smoke detectors" you are a glorified dorm officer looking for miscreants and ne'er-do-wells. what's next, you wanna look thru all my shit too? check my pockets? i hope you die

sorry for exposing you to another similar oddity, weird factor with the realistic fake bones was enough i thought maybe that's what you meant. a patchwork straw doll sorta thing with human hair in it sounds much worse

are you talking about that sally acorn doll with the detailed wooden skeleton in it

i'm partial to "don't fall in"

scariest part of that movie is how it was all probably completely preventable if everyone had taken better care of that lil autistic boy. but they didn't and now he's the fucking boogeyman

the huge rock idea is making me laugh also now. imagining a guy who watched too much looney tunes and developed a thing for when tweeting birds started flying around their head or their teeth fell out like piano keys or whatever

yeah those things are built like tanks, i just thought it was a funny concept. i've seen house mics that look like they survived getting run over

imagining a leather mic with a spiky grill or perhaps a flogger windscreen type thing

it was this one btw. was checking them out bc they're playing here in portland next week. "rl stine" is another of theirs that i liked

defensive ability "helmet hair" to block incoming attacks or sometimes ram and bash opponents