Brandon Latte ☕️ 🍁 🍂
@dewolfeyes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 A kaleidoscope of beautiful words. Sarcastic since birth. Here for the view.
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Now to get up and go to the gym in the rain..
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Now to get up and go to the gym in the rain..
Happy Saturday! It’s hot out there! 🥵
September 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Happy Saturday! It’s hot out there! 🥵
It’s my birthday yay!! 😀 🎂 🎈🍻
September 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s my birthday yay!! 😀 🎂 🎈🍻
Night babes 🌙
September 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Night babes 🌙
What am I doing you ask? Watching the Treehouse of Horror collection of the Simpsons. 🎃. Early Halloween lol.
homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch with the words join us on the bottom
ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch with the words join us on the bottom
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September 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What am I doing you ask? Watching the Treehouse of Horror collection of the Simpsons. 🎃. Early Halloween lol.
Happy Humping Day! 😎
September 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Humping Day! 😎
Made some gains over the past few months 💪😎
September 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Made some gains over the past few months 💪😎
Bored on Sunday 😉
August 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bored on Sunday 😉
Happy Tuesday people in my phone!
August 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy Tuesday people in my phone!
“How do you never seem to age?”
Microplastics….
Microplastics….
July 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“How do you never seem to age?”
Microplastics….
Microplastics….
Definitely D. I will always go for D. Then A and J.
July 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Definitely D. I will always go for D. Then A and J.
Okay. I guess I’ll get up and go to the gym… ugh. 😑.
July 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Okay. I guess I’ll get up and go to the gym… ugh. 😑.
Oh definitely. If it’s number I don’t know they best leave a voicemail because I’m not answering. You have my best interests in mind? Nope. Scam.
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh definitely. If it’s number I don’t know they best leave a voicemail because I’m not answering. You have my best interests in mind? Nope. Scam.
Question. What is the best abdominal workout or routine to get my abs back in shape? It’s always been my weak spot.
July 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Question. What is the best abdominal workout or routine to get my abs back in shape? It’s always been my weak spot.
Another day at the office. Happy hump day!
July 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Another day at the office. Happy hump day!
To the hot straight guy at work that just told me that he would love it if I were working under him; you have no idea the level of restraint I used to not respond with something totally inappropriate 🤣. Happy Monday!
June 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To the hot straight guy at work that just told me that he would love it if I were working under him; you have no idea the level of restraint I used to not respond with something totally inappropriate 🤣. Happy Monday!
Happy Pride Babes!
June 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Happy Pride Babes!
Happy Humping Day 😉
May 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Happy Humping Day 😉
Gym and shower. Glad it’s five. 😎
April 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gym and shower. Glad it’s five. 😎
Yeah, that’s the I’ve been poisoned by an older guy and saw God look. Spiked drink meant for someone else, thought I was dying, and came home broke as well (only part that wasn’t surprising).
April 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yeah, that’s the I’ve been poisoned by an older guy and saw God look. Spiked drink meant for someone else, thought I was dying, and came home broke as well (only part that wasn’t surprising).
You in a hotel
Me enjoying Hawaii with a tan. 😎
Me enjoying Hawaii with a tan. 😎
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You in a hotel
Me enjoying Hawaii with a tan. 😎
Me enjoying Hawaii with a tan. 😎
So, I started back doing some cardio today. Nothing Earth shattering but it’s a step in the right direction.
March 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So, I started back doing some cardio today. Nothing Earth shattering but it’s a step in the right direction.
Happy Saturday hotties! Hope you are having a great weekend! 😎
March 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Happy Saturday hotties! Hope you are having a great weekend! 😎
Never has there been a day when the phrase “B!tch, please….” been more appropriate.
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Never has there been a day when the phrase “B!tch, please….” been more appropriate.
The color orange now makes me both angry and nauseous…
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The color orange now makes me both angry and nauseous…