Dewey Ritten
@deweyr1tt3n.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 they/them
Florida swampbilly with a knack for words.
My many meanderings, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.
Chaotic good... well mostly.
Florida swampbilly with a knack for words.
My many meanderings, some follow-up rambling, roundabout yammering, and a free-roaming prolixity rife with tautological periphrasis.
Chaotic good... well mostly.
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LOOK AT THIS. BRIAN WALSHE MURDER TRIAL IS ONLY ON DAY 2. LOOK AT THESE GOOGLE SEARCHES HE MADE. AND HE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE A JURY HE DIDN'T MURDER HIS WIFE???
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
LOOK AT THIS. BRIAN WALSHE MURDER TRIAL IS ONLY ON DAY 2. LOOK AT THESE GOOGLE SEARCHES HE MADE. AND HE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE A JURY HE DIDN'T MURDER HIS WIFE???
this is the stuff of nightmares
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is the stuff of nightmares
I came here looking for this GIF and was not disappointed 💚
a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles eating pizza with a nickelodeon logo in the corner
ALT: a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles eating pizza with a nickelodeon logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I came here looking for this GIF and was not disappointed 💚
The Marvel-esque AI agents thing is pretty cringe, too...
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Marvel-esque AI agents thing is pretty cringe, too...
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We got some vaguely meth lab like scene of a guy soldering
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We got some vaguely meth lab like scene of a guy soldering
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“My name is Avery Ryan, I was a victim of cyber crime. Like you I posted on social media”
June 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“My name is Avery Ryan, I was a victim of cyber crime. Like you I posted on social media”
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Oh my god the “I was a hacker like you” thing
June 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh my god the “I was a hacker like you” thing
but babe... its a smart room. Everything is connected to the central processor, from the thermostat to the mini fridge.... EVEN THE CURTAINS.
July 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
but babe... its a smart room. Everything is connected to the central processor, from the thermostat to the mini fridge.... EVEN THE CURTAINS.
What part of New Hampshire did they film this in??
July 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What part of New Hampshire did they film this in??
this will never not be a nostalgic intro now
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this will never not be a nostalgic intro now
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This is the most accurate depiction of all this show. A tech person being like “I am not liable”
June 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is the most accurate depiction of all this show. A tech person being like “I am not liable”
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Actually, lesbians do too but we also can make any article of clothing look good so that’s kinda cheating.
June 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Actually, lesbians do too but we also can make any article of clothing look good so that’s kinda cheating.