I mean it's kind of true

To the tune of “Three Blind Mice”

I can’t believe they’re having Steve Kornacki do this for the Pope

Looking at my beautiful baby and naming them like a damn vampire’s assistant

Forget nightmare blunt rotation, if I saw these fucking freaks pass me on the street my week would be ruined.

He’s gonna play a corpse on CSI.

Oh cool, the car from Fortnite

Every time Melania appears in public it looks like she thinks someone has discovered that she’s the wielder of the Death Note

Anyway, this is my favorite GIF. Call me a normie or a lib I don’t give a shit. Picturing an exasperated Fozzy Bear saying “Fuck” because he’s overwhelmed by the inescapable torment of modern life is objectively hilarious.

The feeling that I get when I listen to this song is what I imagine Republicans feel when they hear the national anthem.

Finally, a whole magazine for uncircumcised hogs