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Curiouser and curiouser
In my dream last night, I asked the eminent scientist why the T. Rex had such tiny arms.

Her answer? "Flossing."
May 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
So far, my favorite thing about the Trump presidency is what it did to the Canadian election
April 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Maybe knowing the difference between "i.e." and "e.g." isn't the valuable life skill I thought it was.
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Make measles great again
April 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm noticing a theme here
April 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"Tariffs are a very beautiful thing."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero
Nero - Wikipedia
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April 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you thought eggs were expensive, wait until you see the price of everything from China go up 34%
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Trump's tariffs are like if a quarterback snapped the ball and then ran straight into their own endzone
April 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
We deserve a President who doesn’t spend his days on social media
March 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Elon Musk fanboys are indistinguishable from bots
March 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The next pandemic will be treated like a corporate profit center.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/o...
Opinion | Covid’s Deadliest Effect Took Five Years to Appear
What once belonged to all of us now belongs to corporations.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Has Trump fixed everything yet?

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Trump Administration Highlights: U.S. Stocks Have Worst Day of 2025 as Economic Fears Grow
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The DOGE comparisons write themselves.

www.ft.com/content/00a5...
SpaceX Starship rocket explodes minutes after launch
Second straight incident is setback to Elon Musk’s ambitions to build vessel capable of reaching Mars
www.ft.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tired of the chaos yet?
March 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Have the tariffs fixed everything yet?
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I wish we had a President who stood with our allies and against our enemies, instead of the other way around. Doesn't seem like a big ask, but here we are.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Court paved the highway to its own irrelevance. John Roberts’ “one chance” has been happening for years, and he has always missed, and usually on purpose.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/o...
Opinion | John Roberts Has One Chance to Get This Right
Besieged on all sides, the chief justice faces his greatest test yet.
www.nytimes.com
February 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The press keeps writing that Trump is "rooting out diversity initiatives," which is a really complicated way of saying "engaging in white supremacy."
February 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Department of Government Efficiency, hard at work

www.bbc.com/news/article...
US goverment seeks to rehire recently fired nuclear workers
It is having problems contacting people who were fired in Trump's blitz to shrink the federal workforce.
www.bbc.com
February 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I haven't yet heard anyone point out that every essential role cut by DOGE will soon be replaced by a for-profit company offering the same service at greater cost
February 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Has Trump fixed everything yet?
February 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Trump administration seems to have real trouble keeping airplanes in the sky
February 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
How long until the "Something is Wrong with the Government Meant to Fix the Country" article?

futurism.com/the-byte/spa...
Something Is Wrong With the SpaceX Craft Meant to Fly the Next Mission to the Space Station
SpaceX engineers ran into problems plaguing the next generation Crew Dragon spacecraft, which was supposed to return stranded astronauts.
futurism.com
February 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM