World's Scariest 7 Year Old
devolution-spray.bsky.social
World's Scariest 7 Year Old
@devolution-spray.bsky.social
18+ Only. She/It. Technically 30 but we are pretending we do not see it.

I 'm just going by Miso here.

Icon by @maeesthetic.bsky.social

Art is #misopamp
ughhhh im gonna be expected to rake the leaves *again*
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
oh wait yeah and we can start racing each other to chug cans the fastest.
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
ya okay ill get you at the base of your tail
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
literally only in the rough orbit of them because of tracy, otherwise im w/ you
October 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i literally do not follow the rules
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
they better frickin not be.
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
do you wanna see my sharp object collection
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
uhhhhhh a bit taller maybe,
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
OKAY FINE id use the oven but i cant even climb up and get the knobs going..
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
im eating tubes of cookie dough that i stole from the grocery place
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i wanna eat things im not supposed to
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
we are the same age though?
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🌕 Dude, smart idea
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
its fine we can tower up and ill get you climbing up there to grab the whole bag
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i mean theres like four people i can think of but it would definitely be a private thing imo
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
oh im pretty sure we've gone over what she could do to you
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
looking at everyone signing up for junior teams and how oliver basically forcibly assigned jack to be the babysitter and how scuffed that situation would be
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
tracy keeps bugging me to try them im going to put her in the dishwasher
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
definitely the range ive seen come up the most outside of people that wanna go full baby

surprisingly even the ones that want to get diaper art still do like 6-15, they like walking too much i guess
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
we're making home alone contraptions but in other people's houses
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
we stole a bunch of magic materials and used it to animate a pot of stew as a distraction while we emptied a safe fulla money.
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM