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I wanna kiss everyone.
when you think about it - it’s pretty weird that a private company owns the whole “I survived a severe weather event” feature.
May 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
a little yes, and for “AI uses all of our water”. Yes it uses water… but it’s not going away. every popular service either has a user facing AI or AI somewhere on the back end not visible to the user. In short - you’re using it even if you don’t use the user facing ones like chatGPT.
May 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
at my Last of Us watch party after the show we got to the “Nora” scene in the game and passed the controller around pressing square.

Team effort really drives it home, y’know?
May 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
RFK swam in the sewer water to cure his voice and is a prophecy fulfilled from a wizard you meet when you kill a bear.

you think I’m joking. kill a bear. find out.
May 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the UHC shareholder’s lawsuit against UHC is why vigilantes are important.
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Bin Laden used planes.
Trump is using Tariffs.

Same goal, different strategy.
April 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ok but that COVID hot wing tolerance tho
March 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I don’t see the SEC having ANY chance of pegging XRP / Ripple when $TRUMP coin exists.
February 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
assassins creed taught me everything I needed to know about walking in crowds.
February 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
did NOT have a Boebert x Kid Rock romantic pairing on the bingo card.
February 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have it on good authority that egg prices are high cause a ragged Joe Biden personally burned down 2/3rds of our chicken warehouses.
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
living in america is like being in a heist movie right now.

you begin to wonder to yourself “wow there are so many vulnerabilities how had no one exploited them before?!”
February 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
this year 12 days of christmas becomes “12 Ye’s of christmas” where we remember the journey of all of the Kanyes throughout history.

sorry I don’t make the rules i just make the rules
February 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the cool thing about kings is that they aren’t protected by the constitution.
February 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
pretty sure Bon Iver figured out how to sing in Wingdings.
February 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m not popular in the speed dating scene cause I just wanna know the true endeavor of your soul and I think that scares people.
February 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I’m using bluesky like 2013 Twitter and I cannot be happier.
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
babe, it’s not about his ability to stick on surfaces through his shoes… it’s MORE about his strength being SO insanely overpowered that he doesn’t need to.
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
ok but that bianca tell all is gonna be 🔥
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
*cells asexually reproduce*

me: gayyyyyyyyyy
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ok hey so I came here cause META blows but the doom and gloom is here in SPADES…
February 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ok this is like 1/1000th of the Kendrick halftime show but…

the symbols lighting up at the beginning are a cheat code for an old Jurassic Park game that gave you 59 lives.

At the 59th Super bowl.
February 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I found myself, tonight, conflicted whether or not to share about my life on the platform most people will see it but the one i’d kinda like to start migrating away from…

this needs a name cause I know i’m not alone.
January 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
how’s it going over here? fun?
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m here. everyone can calm down now.
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM