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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes 🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸
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At this point, the American flag should stay at half staff for the remainder of the year.
Ugh, okay. I ship Starlight and her pet twink or whatever.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Homelander telling that girl to jump is how I feel about humanity.

It's above me now 😂😒😑
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November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
WHAT DOES GUSTAVO FRING HAVE ON HOMELANDER?!

#TheBoysS3E2

It can't just be his son 😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Successful and starving artists should blame the production companies not A.I. for what's coming.

I can give -two fux about your "great artists steal" problems. My people are hungry, you simps.

I'll cape for you when you cape for us.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Anyways.

Everything I'm saying is a joke.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I really want to publish my notes and research but it'll do more harm than good.

The whole "ignorance is bliss" proverb was deadass.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I don't think the top 1%, 5%, or 10% understand that they are destined to burn alive or suffocate in space.

I can't wrap my mind around accelerating my death to such a horrible end.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me, "I'm staying on the straight and narrow."

My therapist, a cis hetero male, responds with his most serious face and says,

"Never straight, Dev. Gayly forward."

Y'all, I fear I may never recover.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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From North Carolina to Mississippi, Black-owned farms are filling the gaps left by SNAP funding delays
Black-Owned Farms Fill Gaps Left by SNAP Funding Delays
From North Carolina to Mississippi, small businesses work to feed their communities while benefits are paused.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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So, are we gonna tell Elon to come outside to piazzale?

Of course, we won't jump him.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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NRA White Americans are racist and aren't going to take down one of their own.

If other demographics led the revolt, the reaction would be worst than the Tulsa massacre. A zero-sum game.

Plus, many Americans are stuck in the delusion that we can vote/peacefully protest this dictatorship away.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's wild how the world's first trillionaire is the absolute worst version of a White man 😭😂🤣😭

Bro came out as a Nazi at a U.S. Presidential Inauguration!
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Let me share the link because folks are acting up in the comments 😭

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMGoTrwc/
And today we LOST. Thanks @MaxwellHouse @MichelleRelerfordTV
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November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maxwell Apartment coffee is DIABOLICAL 😂🤣😂🤣

I wanted this to be AI so bad 😭😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Because the U.S. will protect its right to defend racism over everything else.

Honestly, it's kinda on brand for this country.
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So, are we gonna tell Elon to come outside to piazzale?

Of course, we won't jump him.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I refuse to include current events in my writing. It's 2026 in my writing and none of this shit is in it. I have my own politicians, issues, etc. Trump does not exist in my fictional world because that's my escape. Dealing with him is enough in RL.
I love daydreaming about proper revolts 🤣

I'm an amateur horror fantasy/sci-fi writer and I'm kinda pissed current events are affecting the themes in my writings.

On a serious note, it's daunting. It's scary and kinda heartbreaking to build a fictional world when the one I live in is so f^ckd.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I love daydreaming about proper revolts 🤣

I'm an amateur horror fantasy/sci-fi writer and I'm kinda pissed current events are affecting the themes in my writings.

On a serious note, it's daunting. It's scary and kinda heartbreaking to build a fictional world when the one I live in is so f^ckd.
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
And to be clear, my solution isn't putting the worst of us on trial. Give them Mussolini Square.

**I doubt the general population is still capable of going that low, but let's see what happens.

Give the predators to a mob of vengeful victims and let God's grace sort it out 😂**
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The climate crisis is going to pop up on us like a Balrog and humanity will 100% let that bish pass 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Sometimes, I think I could solve half of the world's problems with one week of absolute power...ugh.

Then, I stop.

I consider my own prejudices and limitations as a human being.

I know, in my heart of hearts, I should stay away from power.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
This reminds me of that "eating the dogs, eating the cat" situation.

Y'all will say you hate the guy and then share stuff that sets him up for a win.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Privilege is a breeding ground for blind ignorance.
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM