Devious Anglerfish 🔞
@deviousanglerfish7.bsky.social
MINORS KEEP OUT, I am unhinged here and also probably retweet adult stuff so uh don’t interact if you are younger than 18. Ignore this warning and I obliterate you.
Also lowkey vent account sorry not sorry-💥
Also lowkey vent account sorry not sorry-💥
First idea sounds super silly I might maybe…💥💥💥
February 4, 2026 at 8:46 AM
First idea sounds super silly I might maybe…💥💥💥
What is this idea…I must hear it-💥
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What is this idea…I must hear it-💥
Phew…that’s 30 minutes saved for yapping…
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Phew…that’s 30 minutes saved for yapping…
Wonderful news…
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Wonderful news…
I’m sorry…it won’t happen again ma’am…
The misspelling part, not the working part-💥
The misspelling part, not the working part-💥
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I’m sorry…it won’t happen again ma’am…
The misspelling part, not the working part-💥
The misspelling part, not the working part-💥
It does…I hope to be a great maid for all whom need…
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It does…I hope to be a great maid for all whom need…
It must be super normalised and a compliment as a concept to do so with one’s mirror image! I mean, people wouldn’t be saying it so much otherwise, right?
(More crickets chirping before a bucket of water falls from nowhere and drenches me)
(More crickets chirping before a bucket of water falls from nowhere and drenches me)
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It must be super normalised and a compliment as a concept to do so with one’s mirror image! I mean, people wouldn’t be saying it so much otherwise, right?
(More crickets chirping before a bucket of water falls from nowhere and drenches me)
(More crickets chirping before a bucket of water falls from nowhere and drenches me)
HECK YEAH MULTIPLE PEANUTS
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
HECK YEAH MULTIPLE PEANUTS
Grants a headpat as a treat…
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Grants a headpat as a treat…
Weight going into their body instead of 90% of it going to the great big bazongas? Hell yeah, I second this considerably
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Weight going into their body instead of 90% of it going to the great big bazongas? Hell yeah, I second this considerably
It happens! Don’t worry!
January 27, 2026 at 3:42 PM
It happens! Don’t worry!
Also to clarify this has happened to no active mutuals as of now (if you’re viewing this: you’re safe)
It’s more “person I have talked to maybe once in the past 6 months makes their 8th negative rant thread after I hid the past 7”
It’s more “person I have talked to maybe once in the past 6 months makes their 8th negative rant thread after I hid the past 7”
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Also to clarify this has happened to no active mutuals as of now (if you’re viewing this: you’re safe)
It’s more “person I have talked to maybe once in the past 6 months makes their 8th negative rant thread after I hid the past 7”
It’s more “person I have talked to maybe once in the past 6 months makes their 8th negative rant thread after I hid the past 7”
I am not in the mood nor mental rn for someone’s long thread on how Nintendo Switch Parental Controls killed their grandma or something, but thankfully I can at least make the post never appear on anything ever again (and mute specific accounts if needed)
Still makes me feel mean though!
Still makes me feel mean though!
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I am not in the mood nor mental rn for someone’s long thread on how Nintendo Switch Parental Controls killed their grandma or something, but thankfully I can at least make the post never appear on anything ever again (and mute specific accounts if needed)
Still makes me feel mean though!
Still makes me feel mean though!