This like the 5th time a coworker has called me by my only other Black male coworker’s name. We look nothing alike. We don’t even work on the same floor/department…

…and before y’all ask, yes she is

I invited him to the art museum and am curating a personal museum tour that matches his interests and will be doing most of it in Spanish bc that’s his first language! Like…I’m a SIIIIIIMP, and it’s so embarrassing! 😭

I wasn’t sure if he was actually serious about going out or if he was going to cancel last minute, but he liked two of my IG story highlights from 90 WEEKS ago and then slid back in my DMs! We are SOOOO up (and I’m ready to be a simp, I fear)! 😩🙌🏽

I worked up the courage to msg a long-standing crush yesterday to ask to hang out and he said yes. I haven’t been this nervous in YEARS! What’s going on?! 😭

Walked in the Black barbershop right as a Grindr notification came through my phone on full volume

Summary of the American people’s thoughts on the UHC assassin:

“UHC CEO was killed today. The gunman has not been identified.”

Of all the things I’ve done in my life, creating this Hinge voice prompt might be my favorite 😂