Devin
@devincg.bsky.social
I’m the sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
a woman’s intuition always knows when a man gets his hand amputated
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
a woman’s intuition always knows when a man gets his hand amputated
I returned my old phone to Verizon with 2 days to spare. everyone clap for me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I returned my old phone to Verizon with 2 days to spare. everyone clap for me.
I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume
how am I supposed to focus at work when it’s Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how am I supposed to focus at work when it’s Halloween?
me scheduling a meeting next week: hey sorry my Monday morning is pretty booked. can we move this to Tuesday?
what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend
what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
me scheduling a meeting next week: hey sorry my Monday morning is pretty booked. can we move this to Tuesday?
what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend
what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend
I’m wearing men’s jeans I got at the thrift and goddamn this picked situation is incredible. I wish society didn’t hate women so we could have full sized pockets too.
October 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m wearing men’s jeans I got at the thrift and goddamn this picked situation is incredible. I wish society didn’t hate women so we could have full sized pockets too.
how beautiful to see the lesbian bar playing SVU
September 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
how beautiful to see the lesbian bar playing SVU
me delivery a client terrible news at 4:19 pm on a Friday and closing my laptop for the weekend:
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
me delivery a client terrible news at 4:19 pm on a Friday and closing my laptop for the weekend:
there’s a fly buzzing around my office. if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve thrown myself into a river and I’ve been washed out to sea.
September 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
there’s a fly buzzing around my office. if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve thrown myself into a river and I’ve been washed out to sea.
on the plus side, I know more about my friend’s holes than what they do for work and I think that’s beautiful.
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
on the plus side, I know more about my friend’s holes than what they do for work and I think that’s beautiful.
another day in cooperate America wishing I could just into a river and float away
September 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
another day in cooperate America wishing I could just into a river and float away
there are no good or bad voyeurs, right @masterblaster69.bsky.social?
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
there are no good or bad voyeurs, right @masterblaster69.bsky.social?
what if instead of working a 9-5 I just jumped in a peaceful river and floated away?
August 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
what if instead of working a 9-5 I just jumped in a peaceful river and floated away?
I love when I get a notification on IG that someone liked or reacted to my story and I’m like “hmm I wonder what I posted” because I have zero recollection
August 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love when I get a notification on IG that someone liked or reacted to my story and I’m like “hmm I wonder what I posted” because I have zero recollection
I might’ve stayed out past my bedtime but I was gifted a bottle of hot sauce and I’m pretty happy about that
August 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I might’ve stayed out past my bedtime but I was gifted a bottle of hot sauce and I’m pretty happy about that
It’s almost midnight on a school night and I’m still out :( I want to be in my bed :(
August 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It’s almost midnight on a school night and I’m still out :( I want to be in my bed :(
out of habit I took otc sleeping pills with my nightly meds forgetting I drank tonight. wish me luck!
August 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
out of habit I took otc sleeping pills with my nightly meds forgetting I drank tonight. wish me luck!
I’m not a disney adult I’m a disney channel original adult
August 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’m not a disney adult I’m a disney channel original adult
I just finally got a break from seeing t*ylor sw*ft all over my feed and now this 😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just finally got a break from seeing t*ylor sw*ft all over my feed and now this 😭😭
after a period of no reposts the tattoo artist reposted my last three tattoos. I feel untouchable
August 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
after a period of no reposts the tattoo artist reposted my last three tattoos. I feel untouchable
I think all scalpers should be but on cruise ships and sunk to the bottom of the sea
August 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I think all scalpers should be but on cruise ships and sunk to the bottom of the sea
I would pay double the price for a Lyft if the driver would actually play music. A 20 min silent ride makes me want to jump out of the moving car.
August 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I would pay double the price for a Lyft if the driver would actually play music. A 20 min silent ride makes me want to jump out of the moving car.
those AI self driving wall-e wheelchairs at the airport are so dystopian. they make me want to scream.
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
those AI self driving wall-e wheelchairs at the airport are so dystopian. they make me want to scream.