Bro, my finger joints (esp. middle fingers) have been SORE for like three weeks. Is this arthritis?

Did you reverse the rotation for the change in seasons?

The only one of these I believe in is aliens. There are just too many star systems out there in what could very well be infinite space (if you look past the observable universe) for there not to be.

I don't think they've been here, though.

I think anyone who believes in the other stuff is dumb.

I mean, it's very clearly a joke in the context of the email chain. Plus,Trump is incredibly transparent. If he was bi, we'd all know it by now. If he isn't (and to be clear, he isn't), then he'd never agree to it.

There are so many real issues to focus on even in this same document release.

Are you a cat?

Playing Christmas music in public before December 1st should be grounds to be sent to a gulag.

Which personality, though?

Think of all the taxes you're saving from not having universal healthcare, though. /s

Which one speaks American? /s