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In 2026, the Annual Pass will be $80 for U.S. residents and $250 for nonresidents. Nonresidents without an Annual Pass will pay a $100 entry fee per person for select parks, in addition to the standard entrance fee.

I guess that’s one way to reduce overcrowding in parks? 🤷
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Happy Labor Day! 🌹✊

This would be a day to honor all the people who work hard in the park—if we had any left, that is.
September 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Today’s hike down to Crotch Rot Creek has been cancelled. It’s not like anyone was going to show up anyway.
June 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy Pride! We love each of you for who you are. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Except Doug. No one loves him.
June 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Warren G. Harding Memorial Toilet is currently closed due to vandalism. We regret any inconvenience.
June 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s a great day for America! 🇺🇸

With plastic straws finally back in our parks, we can start focusing on the REAL issues now…like how to extract all of that oil out of Seasonal Ranger Mark’s acne.
May 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Now hiring: nobody!
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM