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Devilpants
@devilpants.bsky.social
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☑ This user does not want to see or be seen by straight people.
Not on twitter; I block all genAI
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I hope Perplexity flops and soon, specifically to humiliate the dipshits at Mozilla who forced that absolute garbage into the default search engines in Firefox against the wishes of basically the entire userbase.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
the sound of shattering glass can be heard the second your key turns in the lock on your way out
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I enjoy and share King's contempt for small towns and the unique form of cruelty bred in small towns
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
worst part is all of it feels like it was made by programmers for programmers, with zero thought for anyone else
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
well I wish it would pop faster, I want to see those datacentres shut down, abandoned, and overgrown with weeds
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've got to trim my following list and follow fewer americans, this shit is getting really old
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it's a stupid article for stupid people who assume everything works like the MCU
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
lmao yeah people like that get REALLY MAD when you shrug and say "Okay, guess I'm not buying any new games ever again"
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And I'm happy for him! I don't like the idea of "companions" barking in Samus's ear the whole game, even if he just sticks around for the tutorial. Also, the validation this guy feels must be incredible.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I prefer a muay thai calf kick instead but a shin kick is fine too
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I had that happen to me last year which was kinda weird because my account is tiny and I'm a total nobody

like, what did that person expect to get out of it? did she want me to sub to her onlyfans or something? I'm on a fixed income, I ain't got simping money
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm with you there, I have a real hard time accepting any military organization being portrayed as unambiguously good, and if a story's villains are some rogue element within it while the rest is portrayed as good-intentioned, it makes me roll my eyes
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I've had to reassure multiple people that no matter how bad they think Prime 4 is going to be, it's still going to be better than Other M (which starred a character who straight up Was Not Samus)
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The most we can hope for is that these other soldiers aren't as annoying as that first guy, I guess
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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we need to tax the financial sector again. gender-affirming care should be more accessible and free. we need more psychotherapy forms to be covered by insurance and many more therapists having an insurance seat. abortions need to stay legal and need to be much more accessible and judgement-free
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
you're so correct for this
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM