JADE🏵️🌸
devilishjade.bsky.social
JADE🏵️🌸
@devilishjade.bsky.social
Normalest girl in the world | I do art sometimes! | Follow me on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/devilishjade
Some day the fucker who keeps leaving wet leaves on my car when I park it under their favorite tree or whatever is going to be SORRY.
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
if I was dead I wouldge be sad
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I love emotional manipulation #emotionalmanipulation
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Do you guys think deers are really real
August 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every day is "girl" "summer" when your this swag
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Me: Uhmmm actually all food is morally neutral, you've just been brainwashed by purity culture 🥰🥰🥰

Guy watching me eat soap in a Denny's: 😬
August 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Red string of fate? More like black string of hate. Starbucks guy screwed up my order again 🙄
July 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
🐝🐛🐜Every bug is my personal friend🐜🐛🐝
July 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
they shoudl invent a version of ponds with ducks that doesnt get you sososo sopping wet with mud when you try to go and pet them
July 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I do honestly think every one of my problems could be solved by a sufficiently large trauma to the head
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
But doctor. The patient needs girlkisses to live! 🥺
July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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this milk tastes like shit
Kitten learning to drink water, but seems unsure about the whole ordeal
July 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Omg has anyone ever told you your eyes are soooo beautiful haha. Ok now follow me into this abandoned cistern 🥰
July 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ough just like that 😫 Yesss right there 😋🔥💯💯💯

[Camera zooms revealing a mouse stacking grains in a little pile 50 meters away from me]
July 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
any girls in my area? I need someone to help move a vast quantity of dirt
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Daily reminder to drink some water!!! 💦 💦 💦 Or the ghouls will get you 👻
July 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Everyone's all "unhinged VTuber" this, "wild VTuber moments" that. I'm SICK of it! 😡

That's right. I'm in my hinged era. Going to be filing my taxes on stream 📝👍
July 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Whenever I walk by someone's garden that's unattended it's just like hell yes. Yummy treat for me. Four (4) raspberries 🍓
July 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love to ripping and tearing a full head of lettuce with my hands and teeth 🥰🥰🥰🥰

‼️‼️HATERS DO NOT INTERACT‼️‼️‼️
July 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Had a dream where I was some kind of two metre tall ancestral sword-saint who protected generations upon generations of a noble family's scions with my scythelike blades. This probably means nothing soooo like it's whatever hahaha. Girls
July 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm trying to commune psychically with this scorpion, can anyone tell me what it meams when it waves its little claws at me? Thanks 👍
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't need to do drugs to get high. I simply go outside and an angel descends from the heavens, taps me on the forehead with a single finger, and then I can see shrimp colors.

Life is beautiful 💞💞💞
July 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hate it when I open a pack of Oreos intending to just eat one or two and then five hours later I wake up in the woods of Estonia being hunted by the Watcher
July 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Saw a pretty large bird today 🕊️ #bird #birds #sight #seeing #today #blessed
July 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Uhhhm ackshually 🤓☝️ Every bug on earth is one of God's beautiful creatures including and ESPECIALLY wasps. Cope and seethe about it
July 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM