ME: HAHA AWESOME
PHONECALL: ☞︎⚐︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎ 💣︎✡︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 💧︎✋︎💣︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ ❄︎☼︎✋︎👍︎😐︎
ME: NICE
PHONECALL: I saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025
ME: RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME DOCTOR
ARGUING
WITH MY
PUPPET.
ARGUING
WITH MY
PUPPET.
FOX.
FOX.
PISS ME
OFF.
PISS ME
OFF.
COPYING
ME.
[[NEEDLESSLY
DIFFICULT]]
WITH YOU
NOT NEED
TO BE
SO
NEEDLESSLY
DIFFICULT.
COPYING
ME.
NOT NEED
TO BE
SO
NEEDLESSLY
DIFFICULT.
ONLY KISS
YOU UPON
THE
FOREHEAD
IF THIS
INTERACTION
IS
NON-CANON.
DO YOU
UNDERSTAND.
NOT NEED
TO BE
SO
NEEDLESSLY
DIFFICULT.
ONLY KISS
YOU UPON
THE
FOREHEAD
IF THIS
INTERACTION
IS
NON-CANON.
DO YOU
UNDERSTAND.
ONLY KISS
YOU UPON
THE
FOREHEAD
IF THIS
INTERACTION
IS
NON-CANON.
DO YOU
UNDERSTAND.
DID NOT.
DID NOT.
CANNOT.
DID NOT.
CANNOT.
HOWEVER˒ I
AM DEEMING
THIS
INTERACTION
NON-CANON.
THAT WAY˒
YOU CANNOT
BRAG ABOUT
IT TO
ANYONE.
CANNOT.
HOWEVER˒ I
AM DEEMING
THIS
INTERACTION
NON-CANON.
THAT WAY˒
YOU CANNOT
BRAG ABOUT
IT TO
ANYONE.
LEAVE ME
ALONE IF
I PROVIDE
YOU A
SMOOCH.ᐣ
HOWEVER˒ I
AM DEEMING
THIS
INTERACTION
NON-CANON.
THAT WAY˒
YOU CANNOT
BRAG ABOUT
IT TO
ANYONE.
that's still not nothing.
ACTUALLY.
I BELIEVE
IT WAS
62 CENTS.
LEAVE ME
ALONE IF
I PROVIDE
YOU A
SMOOCH.ᐣ
UGLY.
LEAVE ME
ALONE IF
I PROVIDE
YOU A
SMOOCH.ᐣ
UGLY.
UGLY.
ACTUALLY.
I BELIEVE
IT WAS
62 CENTS.
...at least i was worth something.
THE $25
CASS.
CAN YOU
TRULY
BLAME MY
DESIRE FOR
EASY MONEY.
ACTUALLY.
I BELIEVE
IT WAS
62 CENTS.
THE $25
CASS.
CAN YOU
TRULY
BLAME MY
DESIRE FOR
EASY MONEY.
[ ...she hesitates. this is, presumably, a different gaster. ]
take a wild fucking guess.
[ still stepping back a bit like a scared animal. ]
YOU REJECT
ME˒ CASS.
IT FEELS
LIKE
EVERYONE
HATES ME.
I CANNOT
PUT MY
FINGER ON
WHY THAT
IS.
THE $25
CASS.
CAN YOU
TRULY
BLAME MY
DESIRE FOR
EASY MONEY.
YOU REJECT
ME˒ CASS.
IT FEELS
LIKE
EVERYONE
HATES ME.
I CANNOT
PUT MY
FINGER ON
WHY THAT
IS.
...g-get the fuck away from me.
I HAVE
NOT EVEN
DONE
ANYTHING.
YOU REJECT
ME˒ CASS.
IT FEELS
LIKE
EVERYONE
HATES ME.
I CANNOT
PUT MY
FINGER ON
WHY THAT
IS.
I HAVE
NOT EVEN
DONE
ANYTHING.
WAS THAT
MAN
BOTHERING
YOU.
I HAVE
NOT EVEN
DONE
ANYTHING.
WAS THAT
MAN
BOTHERING
YOU.
WAS THAT
MAN
BOTHERING
YOU.