Me: “that sounds terrible”
“Of course you’d think that.”
Me: “that sounds terrible”
“Of course you’d think that.”
I thought as I got older, stuff like this would get easier. Not at all.
I thought as I got older, stuff like this would get easier. Not at all.
As it should be.
So much pain among so many.
As it should be.
So much pain among so many.
Thinks: Would’ve been real convenient right about now if they hadn’t defunded FEMA.
Thinks: Would’ve been real convenient right about now if they hadn’t defunded FEMA.
www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
www.britannica.com/quiz/tightrope
Thursday: “it’s raining! That makes me so happy!”
Friday: “it’s still raining! How amazing!”
Today: “I think we’re flooded in.”
We’ve gotten 11” of rain in ~40 hours and exceeded our usual annual rainfall for the year.
#texas #texasflood
Thursday: “it’s raining! That makes me so happy!”
Friday: “it’s still raining! How amazing!”
Today: “I think we’re flooded in.”
We’ve gotten 11” of rain in ~40 hours and exceeded our usual annual rainfall for the year.
#texas #texasflood
I mean, Ohio and Michigan fought a legit war in the 1800s and The Ohio State University ("O-H!") has fired coaches that went undefeated except for Michigan.
But "You do you", Texans.
I mean, Ohio and Michigan fought a legit war in the 1800s and The Ohio State University ("O-H!") has fired coaches that went undefeated except for Michigan.
But "You do you", Texans.
*really* enjoyed the show on commercials. I knew the Juicy Fruit commercial was going to be there...it's so famous Family Guy did a spoof with Peter Griffin as the skier.
I really think you guys could branch out and do more general nostalgia topics.
*really* enjoyed the show on commercials. I knew the Juicy Fruit commercial was going to be there...it's so famous Family Guy did a spoof with Peter Griffin as the skier.
I really think you guys could branch out and do more general nostalgia topics.
You type "Sweet Alias" into a group chat and the 26 years of HR training kicks in and you question what you meant by that.
You type "Sweet Alias" into a group chat and the 26 years of HR training kicks in and you question what you meant by that.
It’s just incredibly good. Like “better than most Texas BBQ” good.
www.facebook.com/reel/5809132...
It’s just incredibly good. Like “better than most Texas BBQ” good.
www.facebook.com/reel/5809132...
“Awhile back”
“…?”
“Okay. Christmas Y2K. 25 years or so.”
“That’s a long time.” Yeah. Too long.
“Awhile back”
“…?”
“Okay. Christmas Y2K. 25 years or so.”
“That’s a long time.” Yeah. Too long.
Long slide we’ve been on since the Patriot Act.
We got scared, then we gave our rights away. Now we have a King.
Long slide we’ve been on since the Patriot Act.
We got scared, then we gave our rights away. Now we have a King.
2. Pack SCOTUS with ideologues.
3. Get back presidency
4. Rule with imperator power by fiat.
Well. We almost made it to 250.
This period will be analogous to England in the late Cromwell era of the Commonwealth
www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...
2. Pack SCOTUS with ideologues.
3. Get back presidency
4. Rule with imperator power by fiat.
Well. We almost made it to 250.
This period will be analogous to England in the late Cromwell era of the Commonwealth
www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...
10 years ago in reality: 2015
Sheesh.
10 years ago in reality: 2015
Sheesh.
I may have heard some vocal cords shatter tonight.
I may have heard some vocal cords shatter tonight.
“…so I have a software change order alright? But what I really need is better acceptance criteria”
Remember when people were farmers and welders?
“…so I have a software change order alright? But what I really need is better acceptance criteria”
Remember when people were farmers and welders?
Well. Our earlier flight was alon an A319. Could u get that for us please?
Well. Our earlier flight was alon an A319. Could u get that for us please?