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Dumber than some, but not as dumb as others.
We called him a madman for telling us to buy gold

We didn't know his prophetic vision time discernment was thrown off by the brain damage
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mil bros we need to get this rated higher than a Bronze Star
March 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GM and Kanye isn't ok
March 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
February 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
February 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've never seen such pathetic sperm in my life
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
All male employees are to submit a semen sample. Those with progressive sperm motility of <39% and total sperm motility of <47% will be dismissed.
February 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Lol. Lmao.
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Listen up fuckers
February 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Is this bad? It seems at least "less than ideal"
February 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Love this and you'll be ok the next few years
February 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Good evening and a happy plane crash day
February 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm a real whore for sous vide meats. This was choice grade chuck roast cooked at 137 for 24 hours. It sat on a wire rack in the fridge overnight before I smoked it for 6 hours and finally seared. The fat melted in my mouth

I have prime angus chuck roast going at 137 for 48 hours
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I predicted Trump would bring back this aesthetic

I was correct.
February 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm doing my part 🫡
February 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Teenage Dev is convinced this is about to occur
February 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Why is Triple Canopy (Blackwater) preventing elected officials from entering government facilities?
February 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Lmao
February 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Who else tags their photos for quick access to memes for posts no one will see?
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It's tough. When this is your job.
February 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm sure this isn't related

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
February 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"my parents thought I was dying and paid $500 to find out I ate marijuana cigarette filters"
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
DAMN YOU BIG CHEM TRAIL

DAMN YOU TO HELL
February 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So perfectly rolled I almost feel bad to smoke it (almost)
February 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM